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so i am now officially convinced my ipod is alive and is my best friend because it plays the best music at the best times. exp, this morning when i was going to the dump (which is only about a 20 minute ride there and back) i heard both "macy's day parade" and "polyester bride".
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Today's the Macy's Day Parade
the night of the living dead is on its way
with a credit report for duty call
it's a lifetime guarantee
stuffed in a coffin 10% more free
Red light special at the mausoleum
Give me something that I need
satisfaction guaranteed to you
what's the consolation prize?
economy sized dreams of hope
when I was a kid I thought
I wanted all the things that I haven't got
oh. I learned the hardest way
Then I realized what it took
To tell the difference between
thieves and crooks
when all along it was me and you
Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guaranteed
Because I'm thinking about
a brand new hope
the one I've never known
cause now I know
it's all that I wanted
what's the consolation prize?
economy sized dreams of hope
Give me something that I need
Satisfaction guaranteed
Because I'm thinking about
a brand new hope
the one I've never known
and where it goes
and I'm thinking about
the only road
the one I've never known
and where it goes
Because I'm thinking about
a brand new hope
the one I've never known
cause now I know
it's all that I wanted
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I was talking not two days ago
To a certain bartender I’m lucky to know
I asked henry my bartending friend
If I should go on dating unfamous men
And henry said
You’re lucky to even know me
You’re lucky to be alive
You’re lucky to be drinking here for free
Cause I’m a sucker for your lucky pretty eyes
And then he said
Do you wanna be a polyester bride
Do you wanna hang your head and die
Do you wanna find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale
Do you wanna flap your wings and fly
Away from here
I was sitting not two days ago
Feeling lonely cause I’m just feeling low
And I asked henry my bartending friend
Why is it that there are those kind of men
And henry said
You’re lucky to even know me
You’re lucky to be alive
You’re lucky to be drinking here for free
Cause I’m a sucker for your lucky pretty eyes
And then he said
Do you wanna be a polyester bride
Do you wanna hang your head and die
Do you wanna find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale
Do you wanna flap your wings and fly
Away from here
Cause you’ve got time
He keeps telling me
You’ve got time
But I don’t believe him
You’ve got time
Keep on pushing harder
I keep on pushing farther away
He keeps telling me maybe
He says maybe
Do you wanna be a polyester bride
Do you wanna hang your head and die
Do you wanna find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale
Do you wanna flap your wings and fly
Away from here
Do you wanna be a polyester bride