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Dec 05, 2004 08:16

GOOOOOOOD MORRRRRRNING FUCKERS!

i have gone to bed before 9 o'clock every night this weekend. ("aww what a poor pathetic loser", you say) NO! what a REJUVENATED BEAUTY is what i say. or not. seriously though what if i have mono? that shit would suck. no more sucking of gas station attendants' weiners in exchange for some fuel for me. gotta stick to the ladies now. thank goodness prices are coming down.

today i am going to:
--study for bio test
--take bio test
--study for bio exam
sub category: PREPARE TO KICK DR. HIBBITT'S EXAM IN THE BALLS.
--do calc, because mrs. hull is a goddess
--RAKE SOME MOTHER FUCKING LEAVES!!!
--GO TO THE TOWN DUMP!!!!
i love the dump. i roll up in my barney loves you car and my lincoln school sticker and all these dudes with like penis size complexes and their HUGE trucks with like "NASCAR, FRIED CHICKEN, AND SEX WITH MY SISTER 'TIL I DIE" stickers are there and they NOD at me and then i feel cool and sexy all day.

LESS THAN 103 HOURS 'TIL I KNOW (if i'm pregnant...)
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