Put on my blue suede shoes and I boarded the plane.
Note to self:
So you dresed up today. Good for you. You managed to get a few second glances. That's fabulous, especially considering for the most part you get pegged as a fourteen year old. Hell, you weren't even asked for ID at the liquor store when you were picking up that beer Dave asked you to grab.
On top of all that, you finally got your paycheck. Score, yes?
Considering, however, that you had to spend about an hour or so walking around downtown to get all your errands taken care of today, perhaps the 'cute shoes' you wore were the wrong footwear to select for this particular outing. I'm going to go ahead and suggest the following course of action here:
a) Go clean up the blood. It's gonna be a pain to get out of the carpet if you're not careful, and it's rather unsightly on your feet to start with.
b) Bandage the blisters up. This will make getting around much more comfortable.
c) Next time you have to go out and take care of things, wear walking shoes. Your feet will thank you for this, honest.
WTF SELF THINK A LITTLE BIT MORE NEXT TIME,
Yours,
You.
So you dresed up today. Good for you. You managed to get a few second glances. That's fabulous, especially considering for the most part you get pegged as a fourteen year old. Hell, you weren't even asked for ID at the liquor store when you were picking up that beer Dave asked you to grab.
On top of all that, you finally got your paycheck. Score, yes?
Considering, however, that you had to spend about an hour or so walking around downtown to get all your errands taken care of today, perhaps the 'cute shoes' you wore were the wrong footwear to select for this particular outing. I'm going to go ahead and suggest the following course of action here:
a) Go clean up the blood. It's gonna be a pain to get out of the carpet if you're not careful, and it's rather unsightly on your feet to start with.
b) Bandage the blisters up. This will make getting around much more comfortable.
c) Next time you have to go out and take care of things, wear walking shoes. Your feet will thank you for this, honest.
WTF SELF THINK A LITTLE BIT MORE NEXT TIME,
Yours,
You.