'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
No.
NO.
BAD MUSES. BAD. I let you have your way with the 919 AU Universe, and that's still kicking around. Now you want to take this little "Inception" ficlet, and you want to blow it up into something epic? The amount of backstory you are trying to jam in it will force it to explode into something really long and no. NO. You don't get to play like that in this sandbox. Cut that wordcount and trim those ideas, or so help me I will delete that word file.
And Self? I have words for you too.
One? You are spending way too much time considering what Arthur's occupation was before the events of the film. If you keep looking up stuff on journalism and risk analysis, I will be forced to take severe action.
Two? Yes, he and Ariadne are fantastic. But NO. No, you will not--
...wait, what just happened there, Self? Is that an Arthur icon you just uploaded?
FRIGGING HELL. NO. HE IS A GQMF AND A BAMF AND EVERYTHING BUT WOULD YOU --
*blinks, looks at icon one more time*
Screw it. You would think that by now, I'd have learned that I can't win...even against myself. ARGH PERCY SMASH.
NO.
BAD MUSES. BAD. I let you have your way with the 919 AU Universe, and that's still kicking around. Now you want to take this little "Inception" ficlet, and you want to blow it up into something epic? The amount of backstory you are trying to jam in it will force it to explode into something really long and no. NO. You don't get to play like that in this sandbox. Cut that wordcount and trim those ideas, or so help me I will delete that word file.
And Self? I have words for you too.
One? You are spending way too much time considering what Arthur's occupation was before the events of the film. If you keep looking up stuff on journalism and risk analysis, I will be forced to take severe action.
Two? Yes, he and Ariadne are fantastic. But NO. No, you will not--
...wait, what just happened there, Self? Is that an Arthur icon you just uploaded?
FRIGGING HELL. NO. HE IS A GQMF AND A BAMF AND EVERYTHING BUT WOULD YOU --
*blinks, looks at icon one more time*
Screw it. You would think that by now, I'd have learned that I can't win...even against myself. ARGH PERCY SMASH.