Aug 04, 2004 03:11
YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND
i'm fucking bored and my neck beard is giving me that new sensation that all the sailors back in detriot were talking about, what a crazy bunch. anyways i think my lifestyle is going to give me an anuerysm, i'm so selfish. if only i was a bill then i'd be the car salesmen of your dreams, or a lenord so i could weigh enough to keep the whole family warm and sell the bunkest pinner weed around. if i was a tony i'd build you pizza and employ your daugthers, and if i was a mcjagger you'd be ironing my shirt bitch. but i'm not, i'm an addict making you read dog shit. today i laughed about an old lady breaking her leg for a good half hour, it cooled me to the loins.