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Oct 09, 2005 23:27

Funny Conversation
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V [9:02 PM]: I'm stalking you! o.O

C [9:02 PM]: AH!

C [9:02 PM]: i mean ooh lala

V [9:02 PM]: Muwhwhahahaha

C [9:02 PM]: so is the 15th this coming saturday

V [9:03 PM]: yup!

V [9:03 PM]: Does you be all excited, yo?

C[9:03 PM]: oh yes indeedy

V [9:04 PM]: Yay!

V [9:04 PM]: I'm guessing you need directions?

C [9:04 PM]: to your house

V [9:04 PM]: yup

V [9:05 PM]: do you just want to use map quest?

C [9:09 PM]: yeah i'll just use that later

V [9:10 PM]: kk well my address is ********

C [9:10 PM]: so how much do you think i could sell this information for

V[9:11 PM]: hmmmm idk i hope at least 1,000 tee hee

C [9:11 PM]: you know you aren't getting any of the profit right

V [9:11 PM]: damn

V [9:17 PM]: Then I am erasing this information from your mind :wehoooweeehoooooooo::

C [9:18 PM]: yeah but what if i just so happen to read back through this conversation like i usually do

C [9:18 PM]: oh yeah that's right

V [9:19 PM]: I'll erase how to scroll through conversations too! ::heeeeeeeeeeeeoooooaaaaaawwwwww::

V [9:19 PM]: Erased!

V [9:19 PM]: lmao

C[9:19 PM]: well what i'm wearing a protective helmet that would make it so you can't erase anything in my brain

C [9:19 PM]: mwa haha

V [9:19 PM]: DAMN IT!

V [9:20 PM]: ::le tear:: I give o powerful crystal

V [9:20 PM]: ::bows::

C [9:20 PM]: MWA HAHAHAHAHAH!!! that's right, bow bitched

C [9:20 PM]: bitches

V [9:20 PM]: ::bows again::

C [9:20 PM]: haha

V [9:21 PM]: Must Obey

C[9:21 PM]: yeah cuz you know what happens if you don't obey me

V [9:21 PM]: I'm scared to ask...

C [9:22 PM]: you be scared to think of it

C [9:22 PM]: and geuss of it

V [9:23 PM]: EEEEP!!!

V [9:27 PM]: Is it worse than a Room with a Moose?

C[9:28 PM]: ohhhh muuuuuch worse than a million rooms FILLED with mooses.. meese. moosi

C [9:28 PM]: yeah

C [9:28 PM]: moose

V [9:28 PM]: AHHHHHH!!!

V [9:29 PM]: ::is all scared-ed::

C [9:29 PM]: i kicked a guy in the nuts today and then a few minutes later he gave me a cigarette

V [9:30 PM]: LMAO! Why did you do that??

V [9:31 PM]: Shits and Giggles??

C [9:31 PM]: this other guy told me to do it and i was bored so i did it, and the guy told me to say that *John* told me to do it

C [9:31 PM]: it was funny

C [9:31 PM]: because he just went OH! and got quiet and then he flipped me off

V [9:31 PM]: lol i bet, i would have loved to have seen it and taped it

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C [9:32 PM]: everyone just laughed because i just kicked up my leg

V [9:33 PM]: lol crazy
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C[9:58 PM]: doo it Johnny

V[10:00 PM]: Johnny??

C [10:01 PM]: open up the trunk and dooo it

V [10:02 PM]: ????

C [10:02 PM]: put the body in the trunk just doo it Johnny

V [10:03 PM]: i have no idea what the hall you are talking about

V [10:03 PM]: *hell

C [10:04 PM]: its just a thing i say

V [10:04 PM]: ooooookay then....

V[10:05 PM ]: lmao

V [10:07 PM]: Your mother stuffs pickles in her shoes.

C [10:08 PM]: you have grapes coming out of your feet

V [10:08 PM]: How'd ya know??? ::peers out window::

C [10:09 PM]: because i installed a camera in the room tht you are in

V [10:09 PM]: realllllly now??? what am I doing now??

C [10:10 PM]: picking your... nose =-O

C [10:10 PM]: ew

V [10:10 PM]: Lmao!! damn you're good! lmao

C [10:13 PM]: you can stop doing that now...

V [10:13 PM]: lmao ok, ::dances with a pillow::

V [10:14 PM]: isn't it a groooovy dance?

C [10:14 PM]: indeed

C [10:14 PM]: i want to do that dance with you

V [10:15 PM]: yay!!

V [10:18 PM]: ::boogies some more!::

V [10:19 PM]: Ummm chick oooommmmm chick

V [10:19 PM]: I'm making my own dance music

C [10:22 PM]: that's amazing

C [10:22 PM]: i want to do that

V [10:24 PM]: I'll do it with you in homeroom tomm.

V [10:25 PM]: =D

C [10:26 PM]: saweet

C[10:26 PM]: i'm excited now!

V [10:26 PM]: awesome-ness

V [10:28 PM]: We can start free-stylin`

C[10:28 PM]: for a while-lyn

V[10:30 PM]: Ain't no stopin` us Ain't no mockin` us

V [10:32 PM]: Yo, yo , yo , yo... aite listen up, Back in school I was playin da fool, just throwin` spit balls a rebel with no cause

C [10:33 PM]: :-[

V [10:33 PM]: Never did no work, I was just a flirt

C [10:33 PM]: hold on this is going to take a while

V [10:33 PM]: lol ok

C [10:33 PM]: i can't rap... ummm

C [10:33 PM]: dude i'm such a ganster, all i do is play with my hamster

V [10:34 PM]: neither can i, i'm as white as can be

V [10:34 PM]: ROTFLMAO

C [10:34 PM]: i like to watch him run in his wheel and then i go out and steal

V [10:35 PM]: I steal mah granny's purse, then watch the mobs disperse?

V [10:35 PM]: lmao

V [10:35 PM]: idk

C [10:35 PM]: i don't know

C [10:35 PM]: i like italian bread so i can hit people in the head

V [10:36 PM]: lmao

C [10:36 PM]: and watch the bolonga roll down the street because i like to eat meat

V[10:36 PM]: Ewww no meat for me g, all mah veggie homies rep-ra-sent!

V [10:38 PM]: hmmm more rhymes....

C [10:38 PM]: okay

C[10:38 PM]: um

V [10:39 PM]: ::puts on thinking cap::

C [10:39 PM]: i like to screw in light bulbs because it reminds me of thinking because i like the sound of tinking

V[10:41 PM]: Listen, yo! Deese be the illest lines of all Watch me play sum bas-kit-ball, Then tackle a granny in the street, keep up on my feet

C [10:41 PM]: shit son i'll pop a cap in your ass if you raise the price for gas

V [10:42 PM]: lmao!!

C [10:43 PM]: i stab people in the heart so i don't have to fart

C [10:43 PM]: and i throw darts to the farts that grab the hearts back and have the name darts

C [10:43 PM]: Bart*

V [10:44 PM]: ROTFLMAO

C [10:45 PM]: i want to murder *Heidi* becuase he reminds me of a ham sandwhich i can throw a ball in the back seat car that was ditched

V [10:45 PM]: lmao

C[10:46 PM]: i need to redo that last one

C [10:46 PM]: i want to murder *Heidi* because he reminds me of a plain ham sandwhich i can throw a ball in the back seat of a car that was pan ditched

V [10:47 PM]: lmao that's fucking crazy, yo!

C [10:47 PM]: teehee

C [10:47 PM]: well i'm going to go to bed because i'm sooo beat

V [10:48 PM]: ok, well i'll ttyt

C [10:48 PM]: i stayed up till 5 in the morning talking to *Bob* on the internet and i never got the sleep back that i lost

C [10:48 PM]: cheerio

V[10:48 PM]: much love,g!

C [10:48 PM]: keep it real yo!
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