Nerds Of A Feather
bandfic + m, crack/humour, various pairings
pg, high school! au, 1723 words
featuring super junior, a group of nerds trying their best to make themselves known to the world.
Yewook follow up: I'll Grab Her Hair, You Grab the Gun
Monday
Ryeowook has started the chat room “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Yesung has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Eeteuk has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Sungmin has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Zhou Mi has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Ryeowook says: (11:57)
hyungs it happened again today. :’(
Donghae has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Eunhyuk has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Henry has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Eeteuk says: (11.57)
asdfghagsj what happened?
Yesung says: (11.58)
our history teacher was giving out our papers today
and when he read out wook’s name
Henry says: (11.58)
he blanched and went “who?”
and the whole class simultaneously shrugged their shoulders
Eeteuk says: (11.59)
ouch! i feel for you, wook
Zhou Mi says: (11.59)
-hugs you tightly-
Donghae says: (11.59)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Eunhyuk says: (12.00)
omg hae be more sensitive
Donghae says: (12.00)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ryeowook says: (12.01)
ikr it was so frustrating
how can they all not know me?!
Kyuhyun has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Sungmin says: (12.01)
that is like, horrible, oh my god.
i’m still invisible in class too /wails
Kyuhyun says: (12.01)
i don’t know why you’re not popular, min
you fit in perfectly with the bimbos
what’s horrible?
Zhou Mi says: (12.02)
omg, you, are horrible!
you are like, the meanest person ever, kui xian
Kyuhyun says: (12.02)
you, like, can, like, totally, like, join Sungmin as a, like, bimbo too.
Sungmin says: (12.02)
… omfj i’m ignoring you Kyuhyun
how dare you mock our language
Zhou Mi says: (12.03)
at least we don’t, like, nerd talk
all that comes out of your mouth is: 9876543234567765432123456765432345
Ryeowook says: (12.03)
what am i gna do with my life
i’m not even nerdy like kyu
i don’t deserve to be treated like this!
Kyuhyun says: (12.03)
this is, like, totally boring. gna, like, go gaming
Sungmin says: (12.04)
STUPID NERD
Kangin has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Heechul has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Kangin says: (12.04)
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
OMFG GUESS WHAT KOMODO DRAGONS HAVE TWO PENISES.
Like, OMFGGGGG
Donghae says: (12.05)
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eunhyuk says: (12.05)
someone save me, donghae’s trying to see if i have two penises
OMFG I’M NOT A KOMODO DRAGON DONGHAE
Eeteuk says: (12.06)
/facepalms
you see
this is why no one talks to us
Ryeowook says: (12.06)
i want to jump off a building
Heechul says: (12.07)
BUT DON’T YOU THINK IT’S COOL.
TWO PENISES, TWO PENISES!
Koala bears have them too \o/
Hankyung has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Siwon has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Shindong has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Siwon says: (12.07)
shit they got here before we did
have you guys all already been scarred?
Hankyung says: (12.07)
How does Kangin even run that quickly
Kangin says: (12.07)
__|__
party poopers
and yes they have
Ryeowook says: (12.08)
i wish i had two penises then at least i’d be famous for something
Shindong says: (12.08)
okay what’s wrong with him
Henry says: (12.08)
wook’s just depressed no one knows who he is
Siwon says: (12.09)
no one knows who we all are wookie, it’s ok
i’ll pray for you though
cheer up <3
Heechul says: (12.09)
that’s probably because we hang out in the computer labs during lunch
i’d be really popular yknow, if i just stopped hanging out with you guys
Eeteuk says: (12.10)
oh shut up heechul
you look like a transsexual
just face it, you’re with us
Heechul says: (12.10)
i’d go over and stab you but i’m lazy
you’re lucky today
Yesung says: (12.10)
yeah i’ll always love you wook
Henry says: (12.11)
you’re famous to me!
Zhou Mi says: (12.11)
<333333
Eunhyuk says: (12.12)
omg can someone please help me
i don’t think i can keep his hands away much longer
why is Kibum always MIA when we need him
Sungmin says: (12.12)
omg i think i shall come over and take a peek
watch out Hyukjae
Eunhyuk says: (12.12)
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU STAY AWAY LEE SUNGMIN
Ryeowook says: (12.13)
omg! @#$%^&*(&^%$# I KNOW WHAT TO DO GUYS
Yesung says: (12.13)
oh god should we be worried
Ryeowook says: (12.14)
no no no no no
it’s so simple omg why haven’t i thought of this before
Eeteuk says: (12.14)
/worrying
Ryeowook says: (12.14)
let’s all just attempt fake suicides
WE’D GET FAMOUS LIKE BANG
Yesung says: (12.15)
omg let’s drown ourselves together wookie :D
Zhou Mi says: (12.15)
I support thissss
Siwon says: (12.15)
but that’s not right
it’s lying, faking suicidal attempts
i object
Hankyung says: (12.15)
you know you want the fame, Siwon
stop being a wet blanket
Kangin says: (12.16)
OMFG HAHAHAHAHA
WOMEN FART THREE TIMES MORE OFTEN THAN MEN
HAHAHAHAHA OMG THEY ARE SO GROSS LMAO
Shindong says: (12.16)
THAT IS SO ATTRACTIVE OMG
I LOVE WOMEN
IDE
Heechul says: (12.16)
WOW WTF
Donghae says: (12.17)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Eeteuk says: (12.17)
wtf is wrong with you Kangin
omg stop digging up weird facts
and i’m not sure about the whole fake suicide thing, wook
Ryeowook says: (12.17)
come on hyung lighten up
aren’t you tired of being this unpopular all the time?
Eeteuk says: (12.18)
of course i’m not tired
i have you guys and being with you guys is enough for me <3
Heechul says: (12.18)
omg stfu teuk
just fucking say yes
Eeteuk says: (12.18)
yeah, okay
I NEED THE FAME
Sungmin says: (12.19)
Lee Hyukjae is such a wimp omg
anyway, how are we doing this?
I’m EXCITED
Eunhyuk says: (12.19)
I am nottttt
you guys are just horribly perverted :/
gahh I feel so violated rn
Donghae says: (12.19)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Hyukjae has two penises.
Kyuhyun says: (12.20)
my whole army got wiped out fml
so, like, what have i missed?
Henry says: (12.20)
we’re planning suicidal attempts hoorah \o/
Kyuhyun says: (12.20)
oooh, that is like, so, like, awesome
Sungmin says: (12.21)
I am going to slaughter you Cho Kyuhyun
Zhou Mi says: (12.21)
oh my god why are you still talking like that
stop making fun of us
Kyuhyun says: (12.22)
well hello my, like, favourite bimbos -wiggles eyebrows-
/blows kisses
Ryeowook says: (12.22)
okay so are we all going to kill ourselves?
for the greater good of fame?
Kangin says: (12.22)
YESSSSSSSS
by the way,
A BABY IS BORN EVERY 7 SECONDS HOLY SHIT RIGHT
Eeteuk says: (12.23)
OMG, FINALLY A RELEVANT FACT
let’s go steal one please
YES WOOKIE I’M GNA FAKE-KILL MYSELF
Yesung says: (12.23)
OFC I SUPPORT WHATEVER YOU DO
Zhou Mi says: (12.23)
YES WOOK YES
Kyuhyun says: (12.24)
Yeah, I am, like, so, like, in.
Shindong says: (12.24)
Hanging myself tmr :D
WOMEN FART
Sungmin says: (12.24)
of course i’m in, wookie darling
AND OMFG LIKE STFU KYUHYUN
Eunhyuk says: (12.25)
i feel like i’ve just been raped
so yeah i need to die
Henry says: (12.25)
let’s die together wookie
Yesung says: (12.25)
I’M DYING WITH HIM HENRY GO AWAY
Donghae says: (12.26)
LOLOLOLOLOL okay! YAYAYAYAYAYAY
Heechul says: (12.26)
we’ve got it all worked out. Hankyung’s gna poison my Beijing Fried Rice tomorrow and when Siwon comes home and finds me dead he’s gna go shoot Hankyung and then, because he’s like, a bible nerd, he’d shoot himself
Hankyung says: (12.26)
BEST WAY TO DIE
Siwon says: (12.26)
AGREEEEED
and God, please don’t kill me
Ryeowook says: (12.27)
GREAT. Thanks so much, guys
omg, we’re gna be famous, just watch us
we’ll disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow
and THEY’LL WORRY ABOUT US
AND WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT BIG
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Henry says: (12.27)
Yesung hyung, Wook’s sort of shaking with laughter next to me
should i do something?
cause he looks kinda hysterical
Yesung says: (12.27)
ahh, it’s okay Henry
everyone has their breaking point :3
Ryeowook says: (12.28)
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kibum has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Eunhyuk says: (12.28)
YOU SON OF A BITCH
NOW YOU SHOW UP?
you let me get raped by Donghae ):
Donghae says: (12.28)
KIBUMMIE! <333333
Kibum says: (12.28)
lol hi
was eating lunch with jonghyun and co.
sorry for being late onew sorta choked on a chicken bone so it was all drama there for a while
Eeteuk says: (12.29)
WTF KIBUM
get out of here
you’re not one of us
you hang out with the popular crew ;__;
Heechul says: (12.29)
do jonghyun and co. think i’m a tranny, kibum?
i mean, they hang out with Key too, and he looks like a girl
Kibum says: (12.29)
no i don’t, wth
so how are we getting popular?
i heard we had a plan
and Heechul, haha go ask them yourself
Heechul says: (12.29)
/huffs
Heechul has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Hankyung has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Siwon has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Sungmin says: (12.29)
disappear tomorrow
so it’d look like we'd all committed suicide
and then yeah, we’d be like, shot into instant stardom
Kyuhyun says: (12.30)
yeah, like, what he, like, said.
Sungmin says: (12.30)
OH GAWD STOP IT
I swear I’m gonna cut off your tongue during Literature
Zhou Mi says: (12.30)
I’m with you
Sungmin has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Kyuhyun has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Zhou Mi has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Kibum says: (12.31)
okay, so from tomorrow onwards i play dead
gotcha
Ryeowook says: (12.31)
WE’RE LATE FOR CLASS
BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT
MUAHAHAHA BY NEXT FRIDAY WE’D BE FAMOUSSSSS
Ryewook has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Yesung says: (12.31)
okay, now i’m getting a little worried
Yesung has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Henry has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Eunhyuk says: (12.32)
Please restrain Donghae for me, Kibum
thanks
Eunhyuk has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Donghae says: (12.32)
EHEHEHEHEHE
Donghae has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Kibum says: (12.32)
oh shit oh no
Kibum has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Kangin says: (12.33)
KOMODO DRAGONSSSSSS :DDDDDD
Eeteuk says: (12.33)
JUST GO STEAL A BABY FOR US
Kangin has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Eeteuk has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Shindong has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
The Next Friday
Ryeowook has started the conversation “THIS IS INSANITY” and has added 14 other people to it.
Ryeowook says: (11.50)
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT NO ONE NOTICED
Eeteuk says: (11.50)
Now, now, wookie
there's no need to get vulgar
FUCK I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW
Siwon says: (11.51)
well we should have known
we weren’t noticed in the first place
why would they notice us when we were gone?
damn. what a stupid move
/major fail
Heechul says: (11.51)
I’m gonna go find Jonghyun’s clique and audition to join it now
Ryeowook says: (11.52)
and now I’m really gna curl up and die. ):
A/N: THIS IS MY FAIL ATTEMPT AT CRACK ): Gahhhhh. Thanks for reading anyway <333
/edit And by the way, just in case you guys wanted to know, KOMODO DRAGONS, KOALA BEARS AND SNAKES ALL HAVE TWO PENISES HOORAHHHHH :3 \o/
pg, high school! au, 1723 words
featuring super junior, a group of nerds trying their best to make themselves known to the world.
Yewook follow up: I'll Grab Her Hair, You Grab the Gun
Monday
Ryeowook has started the chat room “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Yesung has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Eeteuk has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Sungmin has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Zhou Mi has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Ryeowook says: (11:57)
hyungs it happened again today. :’(
Donghae has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Eunhyuk has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Henry has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Eeteuk says: (11.57)
asdfghagsj what happened?
Yesung says: (11.58)
our history teacher was giving out our papers today
and when he read out wook’s name
Henry says: (11.58)
he blanched and went “who?”
and the whole class simultaneously shrugged their shoulders
Eeteuk says: (11.59)
ouch! i feel for you, wook
Zhou Mi says: (11.59)
-hugs you tightly-
Donghae says: (11.59)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Eunhyuk says: (12.00)
omg hae be more sensitive
Donghae says: (12.00)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Ryeowook says: (12.01)
ikr it was so frustrating
how can they all not know me?!
Kyuhyun has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Sungmin says: (12.01)
that is like, horrible, oh my god.
i’m still invisible in class too /wails
Kyuhyun says: (12.01)
i don’t know why you’re not popular, min
you fit in perfectly with the bimbos
what’s horrible?
Zhou Mi says: (12.02)
omg, you, are horrible!
you are like, the meanest person ever, kui xian
Kyuhyun says: (12.02)
you, like, can, like, totally, like, join Sungmin as a, like, bimbo too.
Sungmin says: (12.02)
… omfj i’m ignoring you Kyuhyun
how dare you mock our language
Zhou Mi says: (12.03)
at least we don’t, like, nerd talk
all that comes out of your mouth is: 9876543234567765432123456765432345
Ryeowook says: (12.03)
what am i gna do with my life
i’m not even nerdy like kyu
i don’t deserve to be treated like this!
Kyuhyun says: (12.03)
this is, like, totally boring. gna, like, go gaming
Sungmin says: (12.04)
STUPID NERD
Kangin has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Heechul has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Kangin says: (12.04)
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
OMFG GUESS WHAT KOMODO DRAGONS HAVE TWO PENISES.
Like, OMFGGGGG
Donghae says: (12.05)
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eunhyuk says: (12.05)
someone save me, donghae’s trying to see if i have two penises
OMFG I’M NOT A KOMODO DRAGON DONGHAE
Eeteuk says: (12.06)
/facepalms
you see
this is why no one talks to us
Ryeowook says: (12.06)
i want to jump off a building
Heechul says: (12.07)
BUT DON’T YOU THINK IT’S COOL.
TWO PENISES, TWO PENISES!
Koala bears have them too \o/
Hankyung has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Siwon has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Shindong has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Siwon says: (12.07)
shit they got here before we did
have you guys all already been scarred?
Hankyung says: (12.07)
How does Kangin even run that quickly
Kangin says: (12.07)
__|__
party poopers
and yes they have
Ryeowook says: (12.08)
i wish i had two penises then at least i’d be famous for something
Shindong says: (12.08)
okay what’s wrong with him
Henry says: (12.08)
wook’s just depressed no one knows who he is
Siwon says: (12.09)
no one knows who we all are wookie, it’s ok
i’ll pray for you though
cheer up <3
Heechul says: (12.09)
that’s probably because we hang out in the computer labs during lunch
i’d be really popular yknow, if i just stopped hanging out with you guys
Eeteuk says: (12.10)
oh shut up heechul
you look like a transsexual
just face it, you’re with us
Heechul says: (12.10)
i’d go over and stab you but i’m lazy
you’re lucky today
Yesung says: (12.10)
yeah i’ll always love you wook
Henry says: (12.11)
you’re famous to me!
Zhou Mi says: (12.11)
<333333
Eunhyuk says: (12.12)
omg can someone please help me
i don’t think i can keep his hands away much longer
why is Kibum always MIA when we need him
Sungmin says: (12.12)
omg i think i shall come over and take a peek
watch out Hyukjae
Eunhyuk says: (12.12)
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU STAY AWAY LEE SUNGMIN
Ryeowook says: (12.13)
omg! @#$%^&*(&^%$# I KNOW WHAT TO DO GUYS
Yesung says: (12.13)
oh god should we be worried
Ryeowook says: (12.14)
no no no no no
it’s so simple omg why haven’t i thought of this before
Eeteuk says: (12.14)
/worrying
Ryeowook says: (12.14)
let’s all just attempt fake suicides
WE’D GET FAMOUS LIKE BANG
Yesung says: (12.15)
omg let’s drown ourselves together wookie :D
Zhou Mi says: (12.15)
I support thissss
Siwon says: (12.15)
but that’s not right
it’s lying, faking suicidal attempts
i object
Hankyung says: (12.15)
you know you want the fame, Siwon
stop being a wet blanket
Kangin says: (12.16)
OMFG HAHAHAHAHA
WOMEN FART THREE TIMES MORE OFTEN THAN MEN
HAHAHAHAHA OMG THEY ARE SO GROSS LMAO
Shindong says: (12.16)
THAT IS SO ATTRACTIVE OMG
I LOVE WOMEN
IDE
Heechul says: (12.16)
WOW WTF
Donghae says: (12.17)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Eeteuk says: (12.17)
wtf is wrong with you Kangin
omg stop digging up weird facts
and i’m not sure about the whole fake suicide thing, wook
Ryeowook says: (12.17)
come on hyung lighten up
aren’t you tired of being this unpopular all the time?
Eeteuk says: (12.18)
of course i’m not tired
i have you guys and being with you guys is enough for me <3
Heechul says: (12.18)
omg stfu teuk
just fucking say yes
Eeteuk says: (12.18)
yeah, okay
I NEED THE FAME
Sungmin says: (12.19)
Lee Hyukjae is such a wimp omg
anyway, how are we doing this?
I’m EXCITED
Eunhyuk says: (12.19)
I am nottttt
you guys are just horribly perverted :/
gahh I feel so violated rn
Donghae says: (12.19)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Hyukjae has two penises.
Kyuhyun says: (12.20)
my whole army got wiped out fml
so, like, what have i missed?
Henry says: (12.20)
we’re planning suicidal attempts hoorah \o/
Kyuhyun says: (12.20)
oooh, that is like, so, like, awesome
Sungmin says: (12.21)
I am going to slaughter you Cho Kyuhyun
Zhou Mi says: (12.21)
oh my god why are you still talking like that
stop making fun of us
Kyuhyun says: (12.22)
well hello my, like, favourite bimbos -wiggles eyebrows-
/blows kisses
Ryeowook says: (12.22)
okay so are we all going to kill ourselves?
for the greater good of fame?
Kangin says: (12.22)
YESSSSSSSS
by the way,
A BABY IS BORN EVERY 7 SECONDS HOLY SHIT RIGHT
Eeteuk says: (12.23)
OMG, FINALLY A RELEVANT FACT
let’s go steal one please
YES WOOKIE I’M GNA FAKE-KILL MYSELF
Yesung says: (12.23)
OFC I SUPPORT WHATEVER YOU DO
Zhou Mi says: (12.23)
YES WOOK YES
Kyuhyun says: (12.24)
Yeah, I am, like, so, like, in.
Shindong says: (12.24)
Hanging myself tmr :D
WOMEN FART
Sungmin says: (12.24)
of course i’m in, wookie darling
AND OMFG LIKE STFU KYUHYUN
Eunhyuk says: (12.25)
i feel like i’ve just been raped
so yeah i need to die
Henry says: (12.25)
let’s die together wookie
Yesung says: (12.25)
I’M DYING WITH HIM HENRY GO AWAY
Donghae says: (12.26)
LOLOLOLOLOL okay! YAYAYAYAYAYAY
Heechul says: (12.26)
we’ve got it all worked out. Hankyung’s gna poison my Beijing Fried Rice tomorrow and when Siwon comes home and finds me dead he’s gna go shoot Hankyung and then, because he’s like, a bible nerd, he’d shoot himself
Hankyung says: (12.26)
BEST WAY TO DIE
Siwon says: (12.26)
AGREEEEED
and God, please don’t kill me
Ryeowook says: (12.27)
GREAT. Thanks so much, guys
omg, we’re gna be famous, just watch us
we’ll disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow
and THEY’LL WORRY ABOUT US
AND WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT BIG
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Henry says: (12.27)
Yesung hyung, Wook’s sort of shaking with laughter next to me
should i do something?
cause he looks kinda hysterical
Yesung says: (12.27)
ahh, it’s okay Henry
everyone has their breaking point :3
Ryeowook says: (12.28)
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kibum has joined “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Eunhyuk says: (12.28)
YOU SON OF A BITCH
NOW YOU SHOW UP?
you let me get raped by Donghae ):
Donghae says: (12.28)
KIBUMMIE! <333333
Kibum says: (12.28)
lol hi
was eating lunch with jonghyun and co.
sorry for being late onew sorta choked on a chicken bone so it was all drama there for a while
Eeteuk says: (12.29)
WTF KIBUM
get out of here
you’re not one of us
you hang out with the popular crew ;__;
Heechul says: (12.29)
do jonghyun and co. think i’m a tranny, kibum?
i mean, they hang out with Key too, and he looks like a girl
Kibum says: (12.29)
no i don’t, wth
so how are we getting popular?
i heard we had a plan
and Heechul, haha go ask them yourself
Heechul says: (12.29)
/huffs
Heechul has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Hankyung has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Siwon has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Sungmin says: (12.29)
disappear tomorrow
so it’d look like we'd all committed suicide
and then yeah, we’d be like, shot into instant stardom
Kyuhyun says: (12.30)
yeah, like, what he, like, said.
Sungmin says: (12.30)
OH GAWD STOP IT
I swear I’m gonna cut off your tongue during Literature
Zhou Mi says: (12.30)
I’m with you
Sungmin has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Kyuhyun has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Zhou Mi has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Kibum says: (12.31)
okay, so from tomorrow onwards i play dead
gotcha
Ryeowook says: (12.31)
WE’RE LATE FOR CLASS
BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT
MUAHAHAHA BY NEXT FRIDAY WE’D BE FAMOUSSSSS
Ryewook has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Yesung says: (12.31)
okay, now i’m getting a little worried
Yesung has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Henry has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Eunhyuk says: (12.32)
Please restrain Donghae for me, Kibum
thanks
Eunhyuk has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Donghae says: (12.32)
EHEHEHEHEHE
Donghae has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Kibum says: (12.32)
oh shit oh no
Kibum has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Kangin says: (12.33)
KOMODO DRAGONSSSSSS :DDDDDD
Eeteuk says: (12.33)
JUST GO STEAL A BABY FOR US
Kangin has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Eeteuk has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
Shindong has left “FUCK MY LIFE”.
The Next Friday
Ryeowook has started the conversation “THIS IS INSANITY” and has added 14 other people to it.
Ryeowook says: (11.50)
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT NO ONE NOTICED
Eeteuk says: (11.50)
Now, now, wookie
there's no need to get vulgar
FUCK I AM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW
Siwon says: (11.51)
well we should have known
we weren’t noticed in the first place
why would they notice us when we were gone?
damn. what a stupid move
/major fail
Heechul says: (11.51)
I’m gonna go find Jonghyun’s clique and audition to join it now
Ryeowook says: (11.52)
and now I’m really gna curl up and die. ):
A/N: THIS IS MY FAIL ATTEMPT AT CRACK ): Gahhhhh. Thanks for reading anyway <333
/edit And by the way, just in case you guys wanted to know, KOMODO DRAGONS, KOALA BEARS AND SNAKES ALL HAVE TWO PENISES HOORAHHHHH :3 \o/