As of this log-posting and several wiki updates, Dylan is now 100% retired. He has ceased to be. He is an ex-Dylan. Insert other Python reference here.
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Spain )
"And here I thought I was a compelling mystery. How very shaming."
Dylan Thomas,
Evelyn Waugh. Backscened massively. A glimpse of the portion of Dylan and Evelyn's summers that's spent together. Alcohol is involved (necessarily), as is awkwardness and Evil!angst (necessarily). This is Dylan's last scene. (PG-13)
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Certain Doom )
"Just assume your regret is something I constantly aim for."
Tom Eliot,
Ernest Hemingway. A mostly accidental encounter. Tom and Hemi manage not to try and knock each other's teeth out, except for the part where the very beat up Tom finally takes Hemi up on the offer for boxing lessons. (PG)
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The Reason JB Gets Really Drunk (Part I) )
"Walk the hell right out."
Mary W. Godwin,
JB Mullen. What Mary plans as a difficult but simple talk with JB about missed period > pregnancy > terminating it... instead turns into a fight over paternity, and JB walks out of his own home. (PG-13)
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The Reason JB Gets Really Drunk (Part II) )
"UHMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-"
Mary W. Godwin,
JB Mullen. All of JB's drunk dials finally pay off when he manages Mary's number. After a nonsensical conversation she retrieves him from the park, and wakes his hungover self in her dorm with a talking-to. Reconciliation occurs. (PG-13)
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No Homosexual Activities To See Here )
"Please don't discuss your perverse sexual activities in front of us."
Omar Khayyam,
Howard Lovecraft,
Ron Tolkien,
Jules Verne. The very inebriated Jules and Omar show up to try and share wine with Howard and Ron. Jules is convinced that the two young men are working on R'lyeh'nagh (which they are). Omar is convinced that the two young men are gay together. Omar's gaydar is bad. (PG-13)
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Elwood Dowd Remix )
"I could ask for worse things in that dorm."
Victor Hugo,
Dot Rothschild. The two friends catch up on each other's situations. Talk mostly avoids Dot's bun in the oven, in favor of the business with Astor and the Ouija board, among other things. Victor might get some placenta named after him, however. (PG)