my roommate is a pervert
so last night, when i came home with SmithGirl, my roommate refused to leave because he claimed to have an early class. nevermind that he could just as easily have slept in our RC's room or his friend's room right down the hall. . . he chose to stay in a room where i would be having sex. Anyway, i did in fact hook up with this girl, at some length. We go to sleep afterwards and when we wake up, SmithGirl drops this bomb:
"I think your roommate was watching us last night and masturbating."
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
"I think your roommate was watching us last night and masturbating."
WHAT. THE. FUCK.