The Woman's Dilemma

[literatewench]

you're the prettiest man I ever saw
but you ain't got the brains god gave to a straw
I look into your great big eyes
and I can't help but fantasize
if only you were smarter, oh
if only you had a little more sense
if only you were brighter, oh
but you're thick as a brick and twice as dense

you're the smartest man I'll ever meet
but you 're thin and greasy and smell like feet
You've got charm and wit and savoir-faire
but you really need to wash your hair
if only you looked better, oh
if only you knew how to bathe
if only you were cuter, oh
but as sweet as you are I'm not that brave

someday I'll find my perfect man
who wears clean clothes and has a tan
and reads more than the funny pages
and isn't prone to fits of rages
someday I'll hit the jackpot, yeah
but I'll probably be too old to care.