Avatar: Guy Talk
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: For TBR (does anyone still care?)
Character/Pairing: Sokka, Zuko (Mai/Zuko)
Author's Note: It's total crack, but I had to write it. A fairly old drabble of mine, dug up and posted.
Warnings: Crack, unbeta'd.
Summary: Some guy talk we didn't get to hear on the way over to the Boiling Rock.
Guy Talk
After half an hour of silence, Sokka leaned against the basket of the war balloon and asked, mock casually, “So, this Mai girl. Have you guys ever…?”
Zuko’s eyes narrowed. Wary and slightly defensive, he said, “Why do you ask?”
“Well, you know what they say about Fire Nation sex,” Sokka answered.
“No, I don’t, actually. Please, enlighten me,” Zuko said.
“Well, they say, ‘Once you go Fire, it’s your only desire.’”
Zuko snorted.
After a minute, trying (and failing) to sound nonchalant, Sokka asked, “So, is it true?”
Zuko smirked at him, an expression Sokka hadn’t realized he was capable of. “Yeah,” he said.
Spoilers: For TBR (does anyone still care?)
Character/Pairing: Sokka, Zuko (Mai/Zuko)
Author's Note: It's total crack, but I had to write it. A fairly old drabble of mine, dug up and posted.
Warnings: Crack, unbeta'd.
Summary: Some guy talk we didn't get to hear on the way over to the Boiling Rock.
Guy Talk
After half an hour of silence, Sokka leaned against the basket of the war balloon and asked, mock casually, “So, this Mai girl. Have you guys ever…?”
Zuko’s eyes narrowed. Wary and slightly defensive, he said, “Why do you ask?”
“Well, you know what they say about Fire Nation sex,” Sokka answered.
“No, I don’t, actually. Please, enlighten me,” Zuko said.
“Well, they say, ‘Once you go Fire, it’s your only desire.’”
Zuko snorted.
After a minute, trying (and failing) to sound nonchalant, Sokka asked, “So, is it true?”
Zuko smirked at him, an expression Sokka hadn’t realized he was capable of. “Yeah,” he said.