Guess somebody's trying to tell me something.
I'm way overdue on a real post but this isn't that post. This is a note for posterity's sake because earlier tonight I read Green Lantern Corps #20.
YEAH.
Who else has read this beauty, this masterpiece?! Ya'll better start getting your awe on and practice your groveling for in its pages lies proof of my ability to will shit into being ( Read more... )
YEAH.
Who else has read this beauty, this masterpiece?! Ya'll better start getting your awe on and practice your groveling for in its pages lies proof of my ability to will shit into being ( Read more... )
I thought maybe I was hallucinating too for a second because I was lightheaded and swoony but also because DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?! My GL ring really works? I'm hooked into the matrix and they decided to give me my fever dream? I've got Tomasi under Imperius and didn't realize? I was a saint in a past life and this is my karma for being so devoted and loyal to DC? Guy is the only religion that truly provides miracles and inspires faith? I DO NOT KNOW BUT I WANT IT TO CONTINUE WHATEVER IT IS.
I think they should call it Guy. Nothing else. Just Guy.
I LOVE YOU. *CRIES*
I think we should make t-shirts because Guy tshirts don't exist and that's not right.
Also I think I should build a model of the bar and play with my little Guy and whatever Kyle I can get my hands on it. Kyle doll will wear an apron and they should hold hands and I should be 13 again.
Kyle's going to do the decorating right? Guy had a whole bunch of his art up in the old Warrior's - think of what it will be now that they are eloped - Kyle's art on the napkins, a dart board with Sinestro's face on it, a picture of every lantern that died in the war. A pool table maybe. All the barfights to come. All the drinking.
Again. WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO?
Sorry but of course I will die if they have sex but I think we're safe because not even we have that much power and the universe just isn't that good. Right now I'm putting my energy into wishing for an on panel hug one day, Kyle dancing, and the moment when Guy comes to Kyle's defense the first time someone talks shit about Kyle being Parallax. Those will probably only give me minor aneurysms and a sore throat from screaming.
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Dude. I don't know, but please continue doing it. I want more of this, and some more Dick groping Tim, and um, Cissie to join the Teen Titans, and Bart and Kon back. And I want Dick, Jason, and Tim to paint the cave rainbow when Batman is out with the JLA.
I bet Kyle's suggestion is Mabel and Jane because it's a reference to the world's first lesbian couple.
We should have Guy shirts! But I am not sure how we would convey his awesomeness? Should we just write GUY on them? Or have Guy Gardner is better than you on the back? Or maybe Guy: Not Hal Jordan's bitch?
I am fine with that. Take pictures so I can mock you.
I hope Kyle does the decorating, and hangs a bunch of cool shit up. Do they get to place bets on who on death row gets sent out first? Or is that a little too tacky? Are they going to end up with this trashy cop bar? OMG DOES THAT MEAN DICK GRAYSON HAS TO WORK THERE FOR LIKE THREE MONTHS? I vote they give out fake yellow rings that people can use to set their drinks on fire.
It's the rings. period.
Right. Right. I will trade Kyle and Guy having sex for Kyle dancing on the bar and/or tables, and Guy being shown passed on Kyle's floor with his bedroll, and some kind of girly ass pillow that Kyle has. I would also like a hug with bonus points if Hal and John are there, and a little creeped out by it. I look forward to all the people Guy will end up punching. OH! Can the tables all have Michigan stickers on them?
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Yeah, I second all of these things and hey while their painting the cave rainbow I'm thinking Jay should take a second to add a giant pink FAGGOT on the side of the Batmobile. Or maybe Ass Bandit. Whichever. Also Jaime needs to start staying at the manor on the weekends.
I'm torn between Guy Gardner is better than you and Guy Gardner: Not Hal Jordan's Bitch. Not Hal's Bitch made me laugh for five minutes but I wouldn't be able to wear something with an obscenity to work. Think we could get the Guy mooning panel on a shirt? Oh wait. That's obscene too. Fuck that, maybe I need a Guy shirt for every day of the week. We could make fake Warrior's shirts like the ones he gave Hal, Kyle, and John. Or his quote about being in the pink corps whatever that was - I can't remember.
Do they get to place bets on who on death row gets sent out first? Or is that a little too tacky?
Just slightly LMAO. But not that unlike something Guy would do ♥
Dick randomly working there makes me laugh and laugh. I would so vote for that because good god think of all the new species for him to sleep with and Batman would have to do his showing up in disguise thing to check on him and Guy will give him more shit which is always a beautiful thing but in the end it would make me sad that he would steal the table dancing from Kyle.
OR THEY COULD DANCE TOGETHER AND THE UNIVERSE WOULD CEASE TO EXIST.
That's it, the midgets have banned Dick from Oa for forever. It's one of the new laws in the book.
I vote they give out fake yellow rings that people can use to set their drinks on fire.
YES. In addition I want GLs taking shots off of each other and of course Michigan stickers on everything!
Did I send you this post with GLs getting drunk scans already? My love for the panel with them getting all emo and sobbing is *infinite*. Guy would not tolerate that in his bar - that's it. That's the cue for Kyle to start shaking his ass!
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Yes, Jaime does need to start hanging around the manner! Even their emo is no match for the awesome of Jaime!
YES! We just need someone to photoshop all the green in Guy's uniform to pink and then we could have GUY THE PINK LANTERN! [I think the quote was, "As long as I'm not the pink Latern" and Kyle said, "I don't think he's joking around" and Guy was like, "I'm not either." - close to that.]
[I still want the Not Hal Jordan's Bitch though.]
As I have said many times before, the universe is not needed and can end if it so wishes. Or is caused too by greatness. Hahahahaha. The unspoken of rule eleven!
Oh shit, Guy doing body shots off Kyle is like, epicly hot to me. Why is it always these random bizarre things you mention where my brain seizes up? God, he should lick whiskey off his skin. //drifts a little//
No! I'll read that right away. The first person that cries has to buy drinks for the rest of the night? And then Kyle gets up on the bar!
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