From Jen

[literary_james]

I think I've done this one before and gotten the same result ..

Your result for The Sexual HELL Test...

HELL LEVEL 2

Raw score: 67%

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[needwake_upcall]

Only level 2, huh?

[literary_james]

... You're .. on LJ now?

And yes, only Level 2. I'm not that bad to be on Level 3!

[needwake_upcall]

Been on LJ for a little while. Is...it okay?

Hmm, I guess it depends though.

[literary_james]

Uh-huh. [Nods slowly] Yeah, I mean. I'm not .. I wouldn't stop .. you. From .. You know. Having. An account or .. anything.

It's just.

Weird.

Depends on what?

[needwake_upcall]

Uh, John, he signed me up for an LJ. It was supposedly easier to keep up this way because he can't always sign in on his chat thingie...so I'm assuming he's on here while at school which means I'm going to kick his ass.

If its too weird, I'll...uh not.

Nothing.

[literary_james]

Yeah, I can understand that -- Is John on here, too? Next thing you know, your mom will be popping up.

No. It's .. fine. It just .. took me by surprise, that's all. You know. I mean. It's like if I randomly showed up at your apartment or .. something.

[Tilts head] What? What do you mean nothing? I'm not that bad to be on Level 3!

[needwake_upcall]

Oh dear god, don't say that. We're still teach her how to text after all, let's just take baby steps with her. She's fragile. [Laughs]

Well...you did randomly show up in my bar.

It..hmm, depends on the night and what you've been drinking.

[literary_james]

[Laughs] Aww, Mrs. Jordan is learning how to text .. That's adorable.

Hey, hey. It's not your bar. I went there, too, you know .. Before I moved from New York.

[Laughs again] .. Alright, touche. You've got me there.

[needwake_upcall]

I'm so going to tell her that you called her adorable. [Smirks]

Well, I'm from New York, gives me rights before it gives you. And I've continued going there, so ha.

That's what I thought and hmm, I got the same result.

[literary_james]

That's fine -- She always loved me more, anyway.

Hey! I'm from New York, too, thank you. Just because I'm living in California doesn't mean I'm not a New Yorker! .. You're a jerk.

.. You did, huh? I think it depends, too ..

[needwake_upcall]

You know what? That's probably true too.

I am not a jerk! You're...you're a convert!

Tequila. Fond memories there. [Amused]

[literary_james]

Aww, no. It's not -- she loved you way more than she loved me. Though she did love me.

... I am not! I'm still a New Yorker! I prefer the term ex-patriate, thank you. JERK.

[Laughs] You and your love for Jose Cuervo ..

[needwake_upcall]

She loved you a lot. I think she loved me but liked you more.

Convert!

Hey, that was totally your fault, not mine. You're the one who got me into drinking that stuff, as well as that...what's it called? Panty dropper?

[literary_james]

... Eh. I'm still going to argue with you about this.

JERK!!

[Cracks up] Shit, I forgot about that! That was totally .. I take responsibility for that. And hey, I look at it as though -- I enlightened you. Showed you the ways of the world. Opened you up to the glory of Jose Cuervo and tequila.

[needwake_upcall]

Go ahead, it's not going to get us anywhere.

CONVERT!!

[Laughs, shaking head] oh yes, and the styles of drunken, monkey sex. Thanks for that.

[literary_james]

Whatever. I'm still going to fight you. [Holds up fists playfully]

JERK!!

[Stiffles a laugh as he shakes his head] Drunken Monkey Sex is the best kind! .. Okay, maybe not the Drunken part so much, but .. Whatever. It was good at least.