Melodic Birthdays - For possessingbadge and magicanyway

[literary_james]

Back-dated to Lauren's birthday (Aug 7).When Lauren told James that she and Andy would be coming to his Virginia Beach show, he nearly peed himself in excitement. He hadn't really seen them in person since before they had moved, and he was missing two his best friends in his life. He always wanted to randomly grab some sort of Asian cuisine with

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[possessingbadge]

She'd been relatively quiet while the boys giggled over her "candy" but she was too amused watching Andy's ears turn red or listening to James do his weird chuckle to interrupt. In fact, the longer she stayed quiet the deeper a hole they dug until James started laughing.

"For real J, you don't even want to know how many times you were the auditory third person in the room while we got it on. It's actually pretty funny. Your cd is like perfect sex tempo. So I don't really care which of your songs you play tonight, except one. And you better do it or I will come up there and wedgie the shit out of you in front of all your fans."

[literary_james]

".. I .. think I'm flattered?" James responded, perking his brows in slight confusion. All the same, he laughed. "Well, you know, I'm always proud and honored to help people get it on. I wish I could be a sex motivational speaker or something. I think that's what porn is for, though." He let out a laugh, holding his hands up innocently.

"You think I wouldn't play that song? Especially given that today's your birthday?" He pouted. "Plus, my balls and ass crack would hate me if I let them get wedgied."

[possessingbadge]

"You so should be. There aren't many CDs that have that honor." She smiled and leaned forward and kissed his cheek. "You would suck as a motivational speaker. Just teach them how to do that tongue trick. That'll work."

Him poking his lip out made her do the same. "Aww look at that lip. I'm sorry. I know you wouldn't forget." Brushing her thumb across his lip she gave him a little smile.

[literary_james]

"I always figured a sexual motivational speaker would be more of a .. sexual motivational actor. Demonstrator. I obviously have no issues with that." James laughed. "THe tongue thing -- I don't know if that can be taught. It just is."

"I won't! I wouldn't! I promise! But I'm not saying anything else."

[possessingbadge]

Lauren laughed again. "Your trick is good but it's not a super power!"

Her eyes got a little wider and she bounced on Andy's lap. "There's more? Tell me! Is it another song? TELL MEEEEEEE!"

[literary_james]

"More or less," James teased. He made a face at her excitement. "You seriously think that I'm going to tell you what the 'more' is?"

[possessingbadge]

She paused then grinned. "Yes."

[literary_james]

"Well, think again. I'm not telling you a word." James made a motion of zippering his lips shut and then nodded firmly.

[possessingbadge]

Lauren made a whiny sound and tried to slide into James' lap but Andy's grip made it impossible. Instead she kicked her fit and flailed. "JAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!" She popped out her bottom lip in an exaggerated pout. "Please."

[magicanyway]

Andy was cracking up at the scene and loosening his grip on his wife. "Better do she wants, James!"

[literary_james]

James laughed, shaking his head, dodging the flailing limbs on Lauren's body.

"Nope! I'm not saying a thing!"

[possessingbadge]

She turned to her husband nuzzling his chest and neck tugging on his shirt. "Baby, make him tell me." What? That's a totally legal move.

[magicanyway]

Andy smiled happily and placed her hands under his shirt so he was rubbing his bare belly. "Tell her James. She's pregnant, it's not a good idea not to give her what she wants."

[literary_james]

James let out a laugh.

"Hey man, you're the one who got her knocked up. I don't have any sort of paternal obligation here." He grinned at the both of them.

[magicanyway]

He laughed. "Just a best friend obligation!"

[literary_james]

"Yeah, but what sort of best friend would I be if I spoiled the surprise? A sucky one, that's what."