I Can Drive

[literary_giant]

Through the ages it's always been that to avoid ever having to explain myself as "mad wasted," I make up jokes. When I first started experimenting with intoxication in early high school, I would hit my cheeks and giggle, "I can't feel my face, it's begun!" It doesn't really sound funny but teenage alcoholics have low humor standards

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[anonymous]

I wasn't even drunk, I'm just a clumsy mess.

[anonymous]

I wasn't even that drunk, I'm just a clumsy mess. I think i just sent this but it didn't work.

[anonymous]

Oh, woops. I need less time on my hands.

because I've got a fine sense of humor

[literary_giant]

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