Valentine's surprise
Valentine's surprise
Ship: Draco/Astoria
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ± 800
Summary: Draco has a Valentine's surprise for Astoria, but Hermione show up instead... D'oh!
Note: For alexia_drake's birthday! Happy Bday, honey! It was supposed to be a Dramione but they didn't let me so it's a funny Draco/Astoria lol Hope you like anyway ;) *coughs*not beta-ed*coughs*
Valentine's surprise
"For Salazar’s sake, Granger, come back over here!"
The young mediwitch didn’t even turn around. She knew him too well and was too much familiar with his tone to do as ordered. And secondly, she wanted to give him a lesson.
"I said come back!" yelled the ex-Slytherin blond, struggling but unable to move as he wished in that instant. If only he’d have access to his wand but shit it was in his cloak pocket, right where he had thrown it earlier and from his current position wandless magic was not possible.
Just as she touched the doorknob, she found herself paralyzed. Her eyes widened, "Malfoy, just let me go!"
Fuck he forgot the spell he cast on the door. "Well now we’re stuck, very bloody awesome! If only for just once in your fucking life, you have LISTEN TO ME!" he bellowed.
"What do you mean stuck?" she started while trying to move but only able to do it with her head.
Draco could help it and started to laugh as her hair grew wilder. "Happy Valentine’s day, Granger."
"You’re not funny! Ron is supposed to pick me up in five minutes!"
"And what will he find on the third floor, miss Know-it-all? Oh yeah, NOBODY!"
"IT’S YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!"
..... (15 minutes earlier)....
"Hello, Mister Malfoy," welcomed the front desk receptionist.
With his best charming smile, Draco asked, "Is Astoria Greengrass on the Spell Damage floor today?"
"No, she's with the new mediwitch intern on third floor."
"Oh, and are you able to tell me when she'll be back to the lockers room for her shift end?" he replied with a wink.
The young witch just blushed as she said, "Of course." She reached the schedule where she was able to see in real time where every worker was, "She's already heading there."
Draco didn't wait and run for the lockers room. He got a little surprise for Tori on Valentine's day but really if it wasn't for the nurse fantasy that he wanted to fulfill maybe a diner will have done it. He was near the lockers room and as soon as he entered, he put a lot of spell everywhere. He conjured a bed that looked like the uncomfortable shit beds of the hospital but a little magic and it's was more comfortable than his own bed. He got naked in matter of second and got in bed acting sick.
His plan was simple; Astoria'd come in, she'd laugh seeing him in that position, he'd smile to her and tell her that a surprise was in her locker (a really sexy nurse costume) and they'd play nurse-patient for a couple of hours then go back to the manor to end that great day.
Simple.
Until, Hermione Granger entered the room instead of Astoria.
"ARGHHH!" she screamed before sending some binding hexes at him with such a force that the bed turned around and got him face to face to the wall, arms bonded in his back. "What the hell, Malfoy?!"
"WHAT THE HELL YOU, FUCKING WITCH! Let me go this instant!"
"How many times did I tell you to not come here to do your naughty things with Astoria! She's a good and fast learner, she doesn't need the distraction! AND she can get expelled!"
..... (30 minutes after the stunning spell hit Hermione)....
"... you will know no end to this. I tell you.. "
"JUST SHUT UP, GRANGER! I'm going insane here! And I'm freezing!"
It was her turn to laugh. "I hope you'd learn the lesson. And never come back except if you dying or something."
He glared at her, or tried.
Then Hermione and Draco felt to the ground. Well Draco half on the bed and half on the floor. "Ow!"
"What's the matter with this room? How many spells are on it," said someone, trying to open the door. Hermione grabbed the knob to help her stand, her legs were all jelly. "Healer Granger? What-- Draco?!"
Draco stood up holding the covers around his waist, "TORI!"
"Astoria, keep you boyfriend far from this hospital. I'll see you tomorrow." Hermione walked out with some difficulty.
Astoria turn to face her boyfriend, arms crossed, "If it wasn't for the ring I'm wearing, this situation I found you with Healer Granger, she can't even walk properly..."
Draco shuddered, "Tori! Don't say more! It was supposed to be you!"
Astoria smiled. She loved him since that first ball at the manor a year ago. She thrown herself in his arms and kissed him. "I really love your kinkiness, Draco. But I really want to finish this nurse class so no more at the hospital, okay?"
Merlin, he was in deep shit with her. She could ask anything, he knew he'd listened. "Anywhere else is okay though."
"Deal."
Maybe it wasn't that bad.
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Ship: Draco/Astoria
Rating: PG-13
Word count: ± 800
Summary: Draco has a Valentine's surprise for Astoria, but Hermione show up instead... D'oh!
Note: For alexia_drake's birthday! Happy Bday, honey! It was supposed to be a Dramione but they didn't let me so it's a funny Draco/Astoria lol Hope you like anyway ;) *coughs*not beta-ed*coughs*
Valentine's surprise
"For Salazar’s sake, Granger, come back over here!"
The young mediwitch didn’t even turn around. She knew him too well and was too much familiar with his tone to do as ordered. And secondly, she wanted to give him a lesson.
"I said come back!" yelled the ex-Slytherin blond, struggling but unable to move as he wished in that instant. If only he’d have access to his wand but shit it was in his cloak pocket, right where he had thrown it earlier and from his current position wandless magic was not possible.
Just as she touched the doorknob, she found herself paralyzed. Her eyes widened, "Malfoy, just let me go!"
Fuck he forgot the spell he cast on the door. "Well now we’re stuck, very bloody awesome! If only for just once in your fucking life, you have LISTEN TO ME!" he bellowed.
"What do you mean stuck?" she started while trying to move but only able to do it with her head.
Draco could help it and started to laugh as her hair grew wilder. "Happy Valentine’s day, Granger."
"You’re not funny! Ron is supposed to pick me up in five minutes!"
"And what will he find on the third floor, miss Know-it-all? Oh yeah, NOBODY!"
"IT’S YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!"
..... (15 minutes earlier)....
"Hello, Mister Malfoy," welcomed the front desk receptionist.
With his best charming smile, Draco asked, "Is Astoria Greengrass on the Spell Damage floor today?"
"No, she's with the new mediwitch intern on third floor."
"Oh, and are you able to tell me when she'll be back to the lockers room for her shift end?" he replied with a wink.
The young witch just blushed as she said, "Of course." She reached the schedule where she was able to see in real time where every worker was, "She's already heading there."
Draco didn't wait and run for the lockers room. He got a little surprise for Tori on Valentine's day but really if it wasn't for the nurse fantasy that he wanted to fulfill maybe a diner will have done it. He was near the lockers room and as soon as he entered, he put a lot of spell everywhere. He conjured a bed that looked like the uncomfortable shit beds of the hospital but a little magic and it's was more comfortable than his own bed. He got naked in matter of second and got in bed acting sick.
His plan was simple; Astoria'd come in, she'd laugh seeing him in that position, he'd smile to her and tell her that a surprise was in her locker (a really sexy nurse costume) and they'd play nurse-patient for a couple of hours then go back to the manor to end that great day.
Simple.
Until, Hermione Granger entered the room instead of Astoria.
"ARGHHH!" she screamed before sending some binding hexes at him with such a force that the bed turned around and got him face to face to the wall, arms bonded in his back. "What the hell, Malfoy?!"
"WHAT THE HELL YOU, FUCKING WITCH! Let me go this instant!"
"How many times did I tell you to not come here to do your naughty things with Astoria! She's a good and fast learner, she doesn't need the distraction! AND she can get expelled!"
..... (30 minutes after the stunning spell hit Hermione)....
"... you will know no end to this. I tell you.. "
"JUST SHUT UP, GRANGER! I'm going insane here! And I'm freezing!"
It was her turn to laugh. "I hope you'd learn the lesson. And never come back except if you dying or something."
He glared at her, or tried.
Then Hermione and Draco felt to the ground. Well Draco half on the bed and half on the floor. "Ow!"
"What's the matter with this room? How many spells are on it," said someone, trying to open the door. Hermione grabbed the knob to help her stand, her legs were all jelly. "Healer Granger? What-- Draco?!"
Draco stood up holding the covers around his waist, "TORI!"
"Astoria, keep you boyfriend far from this hospital. I'll see you tomorrow." Hermione walked out with some difficulty.
Astoria turn to face her boyfriend, arms crossed, "If it wasn't for the ring I'm wearing, this situation I found you with Healer Granger, she can't even walk properly..."
Draco shuddered, "Tori! Don't say more! It was supposed to be you!"
Astoria smiled. She loved him since that first ball at the manor a year ago. She thrown herself in his arms and kissed him. "I really love your kinkiness, Draco. But I really want to finish this nurse class so no more at the hospital, okay?"
Merlin, he was in deep shit with her. She could ask anything, he knew he'd listened. "Anywhere else is okay though."
"Deal."
Maybe it wasn't that bad.
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