I have a filthy joke for my musician friends... :-)
A stripper tells her agent "I hate this new club you booked me into. It's the worst gig I've ever had."
AGENT: "Why? What's so terrible?"
STRIPPER: "Just come down and see for yourself"
So the agent goes down to the club and sits in the front. The band starts and the stripper goes into her routine. Right in the middle a guy from the audience gets on stage and starts fucking her. She keeps going. Then another guy gets up and starts fucking her ass at the same time. The show keeps going. A third guy gets up and puts his cock in her mouth and all three keep fucking away while she bumps and grinds. The stripper makes eye contact with her agent in the front row and says... (mouth full of cock)
"Can you believe this fucking drummer?"
AGENT: "Why? What's so terrible?"
STRIPPER: "Just come down and see for yourself"
So the agent goes down to the club and sits in the front. The band starts and the stripper goes into her routine. Right in the middle a guy from the audience gets on stage and starts fucking her. She keeps going. Then another guy gets up and starts fucking her ass at the same time. The show keeps going. A third guy gets up and puts his cock in her mouth and all three keep fucking away while she bumps and grinds. The stripper makes eye contact with her agent in the front row and says... (mouth full of cock)
"Can you believe this fucking drummer?"