May 01, 2005 21:23
Patrick, I'm sorry I scored ten points higher than you did. I know that was crushing.
Perdona me por no ser tan inteligente como pensaban, Mami y Papa.
I extend my deepest apologies to FIU for your warm hospitality and my false pretenses.
This also goes for the federal government
and the founders of the Bright Futures initiative,
the National Hispanic Scholars fund,
the Hispanic community in general,
and Cubans in particular.
Miami High, you were not always kind but please forgive my disrespect.
To the blind librarian whom fate assigned to monitor my test taking, I bow my head in shame.
I'm sorry SAT corporation,
I didn't plan to cheat on your test,
but the English section was so easy I had time left
so I went back and finished the Math.
apology,
sat,
poem,
math