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So, Internet, while Paul watched crappy movies I finished my assignment (barring some final proofing) and decided that I'd update. Rather than the stuff you so richly deserve you get a meme, courtsey of aerinha and mimibean and tbosky
Go to Urban Dictionary
and enter the answers to the following questions in the search box then post the first result. I'm also linking to all the results, because, hey, I'm Aramis 2.0 up in here bitches.
1. Your Name: Aramis
Generally a term used to describe a gay person.
"Aramis thinks he's black and hard"
2. Your Age: 32
A wanksta flip guy that gets 32% in school
Shane is 32.
3. One of Your Friends: Chris
a douche bag homo that sits in his room all day beating off to cartoon porn and playing video games
Dude, Chris is such a homo.
4. What should you be doing? Walking the dog
To fuck your friend or coworkers wife on the down low while he sits at his desk doing your work for you
Hey Derek, thats cold as hell how you be walking the dog
on your boy like that.
5. Favorite Color: Orange
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
6. Birthplace: Miami
The city to be if you want to get your shine on. Best food, nightlife, shopping; Miami is just too throwed. Home of the famous people that come to Miami to get their party on.
Miami is the city where everybody livin large and making paper.
7. Last Person You Talked To: Paul
A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause' Stone Cold said so.
8. One of your nicknames: Hermes (no hits for Hermes-san and Pipo was too stupid to even be funny)
A high end french designer brand know for their expensive silk scarf, among other accoutrements. Favored by Queen Elizabeth II, Sharon Stone, Hillary Clinton, and Madonna.
That dude in the club's wearing Hermès muct be rich, I'm going to try to hook up with him.
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Wow, Internet, you're full of homophobia, idiocy, and favoritism. What a surprise! This is what happens when librarians aren't in charge, kids.
Go to Urban Dictionary
and enter the answers to the following questions in the search box then post the first result. I'm also linking to all the results, because, hey, I'm Aramis 2.0 up in here bitches.
1. Your Name: Aramis
Generally a term used to describe a gay person.
"Aramis thinks he's black and hard"
2. Your Age: 32
A wanksta flip guy that gets 32% in school
Shane is 32.
3. One of Your Friends: Chris
a douche bag homo that sits in his room all day beating off to cartoon porn and playing video games
Dude, Chris is such a homo.
4. What should you be doing? Walking the dog
To fuck your friend or coworkers wife on the down low while he sits at his desk doing your work for you
Hey Derek, thats cold as hell how you be walking the dog
on your boy like that.
5. Favorite Color: Orange
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
6. Birthplace: Miami
The city to be if you want to get your shine on. Best food, nightlife, shopping; Miami is just too throwed. Home of the famous people that come to Miami to get their party on.
Miami is the city where everybody livin large and making paper.
7. Last Person You Talked To: Paul
A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause' Stone Cold said so.
8. One of your nicknames: Hermes (no hits for Hermes-san and Pipo was too stupid to even be funny)
A high end french designer brand know for their expensive silk scarf, among other accoutrements. Favored by Queen Elizabeth II, Sharon Stone, Hillary Clinton, and Madonna.
That dude in the club's wearing Hermès muct be rich, I'm going to try to hook up with him.
==
Wow, Internet, you're full of homophobia, idiocy, and favoritism. What a surprise! This is what happens when librarians aren't in charge, kids.