zillions of clauses -- stories list
Descending chronological order, no ratings nor summaries. I think I got them all. (Stories from 2000-2004 are somewhere else on the Internet too hideous for this list to name. That and I've forgotten it.)
Like most things, it's all faded-lilac's fault, especially 2007-2011. Thanks for making me do this, girl!
Hockey rpf
Terpsichore and Tisiphone
MacTavish and Hemsky.
"I am always on your side," MacTavish says, sincerely. Everyone has gone away, even the media staff, and it's quiet now.
As if the event
Betts/Orr
Orr does not have very large hands, but his fingers are crooked, and his palm is broad.
Hills Like Red Wings
LADIES Modano and Hull.
"Yes, I know. It's your favorite topic. Always. That's all we talk about, shitty hockey and how to have a good time."
LADIES on the occasion of that one year in Detroit. I'd declare it non-canon if I could.
screencapping the Oilers' videos
2011-12 Edmonton Oilers
A half-season project of watching boring videos and writing nutbars metaphors.
On Tumblr.
There's Good in Everything
Odjick/Bure
They had met, and whatever Gino had thought, it was probably very shortly proven wrong. Pavel did things like that.
For slowascent in yuletide 2011
and then his mom's cellphone rings
Kane and Gagner.
Sam slumps over even more, and Patrick sits down next to him. If anyone else wants to get through, tough luck.
For hockeykinkmeme 2010.
For this thing
Seguin/Hall, dick jokes by Marchand.
"Dude, yeah. I don't know why Taylor Hall's been texting me, I think his llama face is plenty stupid. He's supposed to be your problem."
For detentionlevel in happyhockeydays 2010.
all grown up now, baby can't you see
Tavares/S Gagner, perhaps also Tavares/J Gagner
(yes, I anonymously filled the prompt, and then filled it again later.)
For hockeykinkmeme 2010
Out at the Lake
Toews/Z Parise, also starring J Parise.
Zach would really like to think less, even when Jonny does things like come out to the lake, and smiles in his own particular way.
For sheesusnat in yuletide 2009.
Snow Day
Kane, whispers of Seabrook/Toews
Also, he needs some more snowballs. This is gonna be fucking awesome. Through the falling snow, Patrick tries to see if there is anyone else out there. He can't really see, anyway.
For slumber in happyhockeydays 2009.
Misc rpf and fpf
Football rpf - 2012 Euros commentators
The Bloom is on the Rye
Lalas/Ballack
Nonetheless, for all his failures: he is forty-two, on a king-sized hotel in Bristol, speaking on ESPN every day, and right now, having his shirttail slowly loosened.
Baseball rpf - 2010 Mets
Thin Stutter of Heat
Niese, Pelfrey, and Maine.
So he sits, leaning back to the wall, while everything settles.
Baseball rpf - 2011 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Like the searchlights
Bourjos/Mathis
Great, Mathis thinks, this is great. He'll hustle Bourjos to his place, and think about his own swing as the sun hits the Santa Anas, and the San Bernadino Mountains sit, white like the new leather of a ball. Whatever else has happened, whenever, he's gotten good at feeling sorry for himself.
Amazing Grace - 2007 film
Review and Expectation
Part one
William Wilberforce/Barbara Wilberforce, Henry Thornton/Marianne Thornton
Way to go, William thinks, way to be the lamest human being alive, or possibly ever. He looks down at the mud stain on the shin of his bright red corduroys, and tries not to feel inadequate.
For faded-lilac for her birthday!
Persuasion - Austen
Virtue and Importance
Frederick Wentworth/Anne Wentworth
The Wentworths, in port, and in love.
For furius in yuletide 2010.
Snowboarding rpf
Two-three (that you love me)
White/Vito/Teter
"Thanks, Vito. Dudes, honestly, did not know you were in here. Lock the door if there's something rocking, okay?"
For sunlara on her birthday.
Bones
How Bones learned to stop worrying, and love the gay porn (that her coworkers made.)
Horrible/Idea, and Sweets/Addy.
"Your hair is really pretty." A story in screen-caps for April Fools' Day and sunlara
Gossip Girl rpf
Terrible Idea Theater
Blake Lively/Ed Westwick/Chace Crawford/Penn Badgley
Blake keeps looking, because she needs something to do. The ground is uncomfortably cold, or it would be, if she could still really feel her feet. At least she has a jacket, one of Ed's stupid drapey ones.
various - Shakespeare
A post with a number of short iterations is here.
Really, the updates are slow? Bad crack-modern AU's are slow-going but going nonetheless.
Cymbeline/King Lear/A Winter's Tale - Shakespeare
I been stood up, I been shook down
Gloucester/ladies he does not respect, Paulina/Antigonus, Paulina/Camillo, Paulina/Kent.
Edgar is a wonderful boy, and he's clearly the apple of his father's eye, but Gloucester might have learned some of the problems of single-parenthood already.
High School Musical
It almost crosses the line with the whole gay thing: We Just Keep On Getting Better Remix (previously: AWESOME what I have committed )
Troy Bolton/Chad Danforth
Post-movie, Troy magically turns into a girl. Luckily, when he comes home for Christmas, Chad is there.
For faded-lilac because it was January?
15C RPF
Before we have moved farther on
Florentine infantrymen, Cesare Borgia.
Right before the battle at Forli, a very charged (although reasonably subtle) chat takes place. A sort of "Who's on First" for the Sforzas and Borgias.
For liriaen in yuletide 2008.
20C RPF
Penguin Classics speculation
Emile and Nelly Rieu, with bonus content about Clive Bell.
"I thought we could try the third book tonight; it's rather thrilling, and the girls seemed to like Telemachus' adventure very much."
Maurice
Commentfic for Kate
Maurice Hall/Alec Scudder
Afterward, as Maurice lounges, sated, and Alec sheepishly gathers his sweater from the desk, it is very quiet.
Harry Potter
Do It With Thy Might
Hermione Granger and Grawp.
"Oh, no. Grawp, please stay. I have narrative and angst to unload upon you, and-" twisting a thick curl around one finger, "I'd love to know what you've been up to."
This is oodles-of-charm's fault.
Foreigner Series - CJ Cherryh
When Light Turns into Darkness
Bren Cameron/Barb Letterman
Bren and Barb go to a party, before anything happens.
For qwerty in yuletide 2007.
Stargate SG-1
Precious Are They
Teal'c and Carter.
It is a trial, at first, for there are many moments when he thinks that it would be easier, to simply disclose. But he has made a promise, and that is precious.
The Academy Is rpf
untitled
Siska, Conrad mostly.
“What if we just replaced it, put in a whole new section?”
Torchwood
Ch-ch-changes
Everyone/Everyone
After a quick recovery from the heightened shock of it all, Jack felt as though it was manifestly unfair to develop paired fat deposits overnight.
Iliad - Homer
That Unequal'd Fire and Rapture
Achilles and Patroclus.
Patroclus came in, swiftly behind, narrowly missing his friend, but compensating by offering a hearty slap to the back.
For victoria p. in yuletide 2006.
bonus! some commentary
Yes Minister
One Morning
Hacker, Woolley and Appleby.
In which Hacker is slow, Bernard possibly knows more than he is letting on, and Humphrey is impossibly swannish.
For Katisha in yuletide 2005.
Stargate: Atlantis
Snark, Gossip and Office Supplies
McKay and Sheppard.
Sheppard could hear muffled cursing, so he figured things were going alright.
For jennacorinth in the prime-not-prime ficathon.
Star Trek : Deep Space Nine
untitled
Sisko and Bashir
Ben was fairly sure that ‘important Starfleet work’ was not synonymous to ‘sulk, and want to ruin your quarters’ but nothing too bad had come of it.
1C rpf - Classical History
Come Here, My Child
Tiberius, Germanicus, Caligula.
Tiberius fondly remembers a old friend, and projects to a new one.
For autiotalo in yuletide 2004.
Good Omens/Harry Potter
Blessed
Aziraphale, sort of kind of Sirius Black.
He has not been home in a very long time, and those celestial attributes which were so dear have now dried up, it seems.
For adonya at Hanukah 2004.
Troy/Illiad
untitled
Brad Pitt, meet Achilleus.
Very slowly, so if there was a giant panther or something that was waiting to kill him, it would have to wait for a moment.
For acari's The Batshit Crazy Metafic o'Doom Challenge
Like most things, it's all faded-lilac's fault, especially 2007-2011. Thanks for making me do this, girl!
Hockey rpf
Terpsichore and Tisiphone
MacTavish and Hemsky.
"I am always on your side," MacTavish says, sincerely. Everyone has gone away, even the media staff, and it's quiet now.
As if the event
Betts/Orr
Orr does not have very large hands, but his fingers are crooked, and his palm is broad.
Hills Like Red Wings
LADIES Modano and Hull.
"Yes, I know. It's your favorite topic. Always. That's all we talk about, shitty hockey and how to have a good time."
LADIES on the occasion of that one year in Detroit. I'd declare it non-canon if I could.
screencapping the Oilers' videos
2011-12 Edmonton Oilers
A half-season project of watching boring videos and writing nutbars metaphors.
On Tumblr.
There's Good in Everything
Odjick/Bure
They had met, and whatever Gino had thought, it was probably very shortly proven wrong. Pavel did things like that.
For slowascent in yuletide 2011
and then his mom's cellphone rings
Kane and Gagner.
Sam slumps over even more, and Patrick sits down next to him. If anyone else wants to get through, tough luck.
For hockeykinkmeme 2010.
For this thing
Seguin/Hall, dick jokes by Marchand.
"Dude, yeah. I don't know why Taylor Hall's been texting me, I think his llama face is plenty stupid. He's supposed to be your problem."
For detentionlevel in happyhockeydays 2010.
all grown up now, baby can't you see
Tavares/S Gagner, perhaps also Tavares/J Gagner
(yes, I anonymously filled the prompt, and then filled it again later.)
For hockeykinkmeme 2010
Out at the Lake
Toews/Z Parise, also starring J Parise.
Zach would really like to think less, even when Jonny does things like come out to the lake, and smiles in his own particular way.
For sheesusnat in yuletide 2009.
Snow Day
Kane, whispers of Seabrook/Toews
Also, he needs some more snowballs. This is gonna be fucking awesome. Through the falling snow, Patrick tries to see if there is anyone else out there. He can't really see, anyway.
For slumber in happyhockeydays 2009.
Misc rpf and fpf
Football rpf - 2012 Euros commentators
The Bloom is on the Rye
Lalas/Ballack
Nonetheless, for all his failures: he is forty-two, on a king-sized hotel in Bristol, speaking on ESPN every day, and right now, having his shirttail slowly loosened.
Baseball rpf - 2010 Mets
Thin Stutter of Heat
Niese, Pelfrey, and Maine.
So he sits, leaning back to the wall, while everything settles.
Baseball rpf - 2011 Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Like the searchlights
Bourjos/Mathis
Great, Mathis thinks, this is great. He'll hustle Bourjos to his place, and think about his own swing as the sun hits the Santa Anas, and the San Bernadino Mountains sit, white like the new leather of a ball. Whatever else has happened, whenever, he's gotten good at feeling sorry for himself.
Amazing Grace - 2007 film
Review and Expectation
Part one
William Wilberforce/Barbara Wilberforce, Henry Thornton/Marianne Thornton
Way to go, William thinks, way to be the lamest human being alive, or possibly ever. He looks down at the mud stain on the shin of his bright red corduroys, and tries not to feel inadequate.
For faded-lilac for her birthday!
Persuasion - Austen
Virtue and Importance
Frederick Wentworth/Anne Wentworth
The Wentworths, in port, and in love.
For furius in yuletide 2010.
Snowboarding rpf
Two-three (that you love me)
White/Vito/Teter
"Thanks, Vito. Dudes, honestly, did not know you were in here. Lock the door if there's something rocking, okay?"
For sunlara on her birthday.
Bones
How Bones learned to stop worrying, and love the gay porn (that her coworkers made.)
Horrible/Idea, and Sweets/Addy.
"Your hair is really pretty." A story in screen-caps for April Fools' Day and sunlara
Gossip Girl rpf
Terrible Idea Theater
Blake Lively/Ed Westwick/Chace Crawford/Penn Badgley
Blake keeps looking, because she needs something to do. The ground is uncomfortably cold, or it would be, if she could still really feel her feet. At least she has a jacket, one of Ed's stupid drapey ones.
various - Shakespeare
A post with a number of short iterations is here.
Really, the updates are slow? Bad crack-modern AU's are slow-going but going nonetheless.
Cymbeline/King Lear/A Winter's Tale - Shakespeare
I been stood up, I been shook down
Gloucester/ladies he does not respect, Paulina/Antigonus, Paulina/Camillo, Paulina/Kent.
Edgar is a wonderful boy, and he's clearly the apple of his father's eye, but Gloucester might have learned some of the problems of single-parenthood already.
High School Musical
It almost crosses the line with the whole gay thing: We Just Keep On Getting Better Remix (previously: AWESOME what I have committed )
Troy Bolton/Chad Danforth
Post-movie, Troy magically turns into a girl. Luckily, when he comes home for Christmas, Chad is there.
For faded-lilac because it was January?
15C RPF
Before we have moved farther on
Florentine infantrymen, Cesare Borgia.
Right before the battle at Forli, a very charged (although reasonably subtle) chat takes place. A sort of "Who's on First" for the Sforzas and Borgias.
For liriaen in yuletide 2008.
20C RPF
Penguin Classics speculation
Emile and Nelly Rieu, with bonus content about Clive Bell.
"I thought we could try the third book tonight; it's rather thrilling, and the girls seemed to like Telemachus' adventure very much."
Maurice
Commentfic for Kate
Maurice Hall/Alec Scudder
Afterward, as Maurice lounges, sated, and Alec sheepishly gathers his sweater from the desk, it is very quiet.
Harry Potter
Do It With Thy Might
Hermione Granger and Grawp.
"Oh, no. Grawp, please stay. I have narrative and angst to unload upon you, and-" twisting a thick curl around one finger, "I'd love to know what you've been up to."
This is oodles-of-charm's fault.
Foreigner Series - CJ Cherryh
When Light Turns into Darkness
Bren Cameron/Barb Letterman
Bren and Barb go to a party, before anything happens.
For qwerty in yuletide 2007.
Stargate SG-1
Precious Are They
Teal'c and Carter.
It is a trial, at first, for there are many moments when he thinks that it would be easier, to simply disclose. But he has made a promise, and that is precious.
The Academy Is rpf
untitled
Siska, Conrad mostly.
“What if we just replaced it, put in a whole new section?”
Torchwood
Ch-ch-changes
Everyone/Everyone
After a quick recovery from the heightened shock of it all, Jack felt as though it was manifestly unfair to develop paired fat deposits overnight.
Iliad - Homer
That Unequal'd Fire and Rapture
Achilles and Patroclus.
Patroclus came in, swiftly behind, narrowly missing his friend, but compensating by offering a hearty slap to the back.
For victoria p. in yuletide 2006.
bonus! some commentary
Yes Minister
One Morning
Hacker, Woolley and Appleby.
In which Hacker is slow, Bernard possibly knows more than he is letting on, and Humphrey is impossibly swannish.
For Katisha in yuletide 2005.
Stargate: Atlantis
Snark, Gossip and Office Supplies
McKay and Sheppard.
Sheppard could hear muffled cursing, so he figured things were going alright.
For jennacorinth in the prime-not-prime ficathon.
Star Trek : Deep Space Nine
untitled
Sisko and Bashir
Ben was fairly sure that ‘important Starfleet work’ was not synonymous to ‘sulk, and want to ruin your quarters’ but nothing too bad had come of it.
1C rpf - Classical History
Come Here, My Child
Tiberius, Germanicus, Caligula.
Tiberius fondly remembers a old friend, and projects to a new one.
For autiotalo in yuletide 2004.
Good Omens/Harry Potter
Blessed
Aziraphale, sort of kind of Sirius Black.
He has not been home in a very long time, and those celestial attributes which were so dear have now dried up, it seems.
For adonya at Hanukah 2004.
Troy/Illiad
untitled
Brad Pitt, meet Achilleus.
Very slowly, so if there was a giant panther or something that was waiting to kill him, it would have to wait for a moment.
For acari's The Batshit Crazy Metafic o'Doom Challenge