really, just suffix everything with "genderswap fuck yeah!"
Olympics! FUNNNNN. There are apparently some super-awesome, yet totally mystical pictures from the Team USA presser this morning, or possibly last night? Whenever, but apparently many bad fashion choices were made, and also serious topics such as lines were discussed? CANNOT WAIT, ALSO CANNOT FIND.
Oh also Hannah Teter took most of her clothing off for these pictures in Sports Illustrated. Bummer that she didn't get to wear her charity panties for the shoot, otherwise: eff yeah. Still: eff yeah. I found myself wishing that there were more athletes in it, or that more athletes were women, come on I would pay many many USD for similar pictures of, like. Anyone. Even Shaun White.
(the link is being weird. for real here it is, the 1260 Double Twist it even sounds sexy.)
Especially Shaun White. Oh man, how awesome? Let us now discuss how awesome an issue of SI would be, if the publishers were gender-aware and marketed to other groups, heterosexual ladies among them! YEAH. Or I could continue my efforts to write more genderswap than anything ever, that also works. What I am saying is: naked people fuck yeah.
ANYWAY last week was ridic, and this week might be more of the same? Only this time I will be staying up late to analyze patterns of artistic perception *and* listen to-slash-watch lots of sports. Or perhaps update my Livejournal? With blowjob jokes and great pictures and pop songs! And genderswap.
ETA, 5:45 pm: Well, I am not the only crazyshit. BOOGAARD GOT POWER PLAY TIME LAST NIGHT. YEAH WAY. I had forgotten that, in my rush to talk about the weird porn I imagine. Yes, fine, it was a blow-out, whatever. SHOT ON GOAL! I legit almost passed out.
ETA, 2:13 am, February 16th: Fuck, who knows. It's *totally* crazy how getting high does not help already-marginal composition or typing skills. Totally!
Oh also Hannah Teter took most of her clothing off for these pictures in Sports Illustrated. Bummer that she didn't get to wear her charity panties for the shoot, otherwise: eff yeah. Still: eff yeah. I found myself wishing that there were more athletes in it, or that more athletes were women, come on I would pay many many USD for similar pictures of, like. Anyone. Even Shaun White.
Click to view(the link is being weird. for real here it is, the 1260 Double Twist it even sounds sexy.)
Especially Shaun White. Oh man, how awesome? Let us now discuss how awesome an issue of SI would be, if the publishers were gender-aware and marketed to other groups, heterosexual ladies among them! YEAH. Or I could continue my efforts to write more genderswap than anything ever, that also works. What I am saying is: naked people fuck yeah.
ANYWAY last week was ridic, and this week might be more of the same? Only this time I will be staying up late to analyze patterns of artistic perception *and* listen to-slash-watch lots of sports. Or perhaps update my Livejournal? With blowjob jokes and great pictures and pop songs! And genderswap.
ETA, 5:45 pm: Well, I am not the only crazyshit. BOOGAARD GOT POWER PLAY TIME LAST NIGHT. YEAH WAY. I had forgotten that, in my rush to talk about the weird porn I imagine. Yes, fine, it was a blow-out, whatever. SHOT ON GOAL! I legit almost passed out.
ETA, 2:13 am, February 16th: Fuck, who knows. It's *totally* crazy how getting high does not help already-marginal composition or typing skills. Totally!