I have some AWESOME news to share.
Body exhumed in fight against flu Yes. YES. The world really is this great! You too, can make poorly-considered territorial divisions, and get famous, along with those Picot and Sazonov tools. BUT, wait! Your career is not over, even though you died in a gruesome epidemic, drowning in your own lungs, along with 20 to 100 million other people all over the world! YOU WILL RETURN. And solve the next flu epidemic!
SIR MARK SYKES: ZOMBIE SAVIOR.
I feel that all is right in the world now.
And really, what is this journal for if not making light of colonialism and zombies? Well, that and books.