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May 15, 2008 15:52

I was wondering why I felt weirdly useless and yet overjoyed. I'm used to the first part of that sentence, especially around exam time, it's practically part of my personality. But the joy, man, I don't know! Why was everything moving around, and why had it gotten so hard to type? It was weird.

And then I remembered that I had put vodka in my ice tea. So, now, I've established that I'm a drunk, rather than crazy. This is nice to know.

This may make it difficult to accomplish my summer goals. Well, some of them.

1. Get drunk, watch trashy television like Criminal Minds and CSI:Miami, among others.
2. Get drunk, watch better television like Stargate: Atlantis and Psych.
3. Get so drunk I can no longer make value judgments, and watch Enterprise.
4. Update del.icio.us.
5. &c.

This way, I will feel bad if I do not accomplish at least some of those goals! AWESOME. My liver is generally safe regarding "&c." because that includes working, and writing.

Now, to do 1-3. Probably not at the same time, though.

life:youwillregretthisinthemorning

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