Top Ten US-born hockey players GUYS. I try to keep the hockey fangirling to a minimum, because it's boring as all, but I am not immune to a good bit of jingoism. (I see you, Eruzione. That does not count!) I am also bummed because the Hurricanes are getting injured left, right and centre, and that shit is not on. (See how clever I am! Because Cole plays forward! Okay, no.) Cam Ward is still awesome, and gah, Tampa Bay later, and oh, guys, it's going to be awesome.
...which is great, because things are going really poorly otherwise.
In conclusion, something interesting: Mike Carden and Jesse Lacey are the same person, yes? IT MAKES SENSE, YES.