sets of two
so, I have plans!
I have two massively inappropriate songs.
Candyman by Christina Aguilera. I imagine this being played at all sorts of awful moments, like the kind of song you scream over, saying "hey, no, I won't sleep with you! No, not at all, you're cool, I just have...leprosy. Communicable diseases, you know!" But is has a great retro sort of rhythm, and I think we ought to get on like, the Charleston or whatever with this. Awfully enough, my first mental image is of Mike Shinoda (y'know, from Linkin Park) and Holly Brook (from, uh, herself?) doing like, a totally awesome tango. DON'T JUDGE ME. Some people, for their somewhat sketchy mentor-protege 'ships, have Ryan Ross and Pete Wentz doing it, with lots of eyeliner. I maintain that Holly and Mike are waaay less sketchy (not hard) and waaay hotter (YES.) And also, more on this later. (It involves Joe Hahn, but I am sleepy now.)
Jolene by Dolly Parton. So, I think this song fits into any context, fannish or otherwise, because I recommend it at least twice a month. Funnily, and grandly enough, I have this Fall Out Boy-related image, of like, Andy humming this song everytime Patrick walks into a room. Because under that thin veneer of badass and hardcore vegan, Andy totally loves the little romances that spring up, and obviously encourages everything with country music. SORRY, HE'S THAT AWESOME. I am not sure what romances he's encouraging here, perhaps subtly telling Joe that he needs to get on that before Pete whisks Patrick off. Or maybe there's heterosexuality, with hell, I don't know, I just want Andy to whistle this song.
WHOA. My brain is super-trippy. This post is also kinda useless.
I have two massively inappropriate songs.
Candyman by Christina Aguilera. I imagine this being played at all sorts of awful moments, like the kind of song you scream over, saying "hey, no, I won't sleep with you! No, not at all, you're cool, I just have...leprosy. Communicable diseases, you know!" But is has a great retro sort of rhythm, and I think we ought to get on like, the Charleston or whatever with this. Awfully enough, my first mental image is of Mike Shinoda (y'know, from Linkin Park) and Holly Brook (from, uh, herself?) doing like, a totally awesome tango. DON'T JUDGE ME. Some people, for their somewhat sketchy mentor-protege 'ships, have Ryan Ross and Pete Wentz doing it, with lots of eyeliner. I maintain that Holly and Mike are waaay less sketchy (not hard) and waaay hotter (YES.) And also, more on this later. (It involves Joe Hahn, but I am sleepy now.)
Jolene by Dolly Parton. So, I think this song fits into any context, fannish or otherwise, because I recommend it at least twice a month. Funnily, and grandly enough, I have this Fall Out Boy-related image, of like, Andy humming this song everytime Patrick walks into a room. Because under that thin veneer of badass and hardcore vegan, Andy totally loves the little romances that spring up, and obviously encourages everything with country music. SORRY, HE'S THAT AWESOME. I am not sure what romances he's encouraging here, perhaps subtly telling Joe that he needs to get on that before Pete whisks Patrick off. Or maybe there's heterosexuality, with hell, I don't know, I just want Andy to whistle this song.
WHOA. My brain is super-trippy. This post is also kinda useless.