Tweets for Today

Mar 14, 2009 00:02

  • 07:55 Thanks to @indigoskynet, I now have Queen in my head. On the plus side, it's not "Tusk" anymore. #
  • 08:08 Hmmm.. Glad Darien Lake's no longer owned by Six Flags. WaPo reports that Six Flags is looking into bankruptcy #
  • 08:38 Have a Baby? Read This: tinyurl.com/avpg7p #
  • 09:41 Holy ****! I can see pictures again! Wooo! :D #
  • 09:57 .. well.. spoke too soon. :/ #
  • 10:14 *bangs head against nearest dull flat thing, re: non-twittery goodness* #
  • 11:06 I'm an ass, and that probably wasn't cool what I just did there, but... #
  • 13:21 o/~ I see a little silhouette-o of a man, Scaramouch! Scaramouch! Will you do the fangango? o/~ #
  • 14:08 #thepeanutbutterlist Peanut Butter can be used to clean out your fuel line. However, I'm not sure what you'd use to clean the PB after... #
  • 14:08 #thepeanutbutterlist Peanut Butter would make a rather nifty perfume as well. Just dab a little under the chin, and the boys will all drool #
  • 14:11 #thepeanutbutterlist Peanut Butter should not be used around a chocolate factory. The obvious results are typical and, frankly, overdone. #
  • 14:14 #thepeanutbutterlist Peanut Butter can be bombarded from miles away towards annoying people... I wish. #
  • 14:15 #thepeanutbutterlist Peanut Butter and Cats do not mix very well. I do not suggest this combination. #
  • 14:15 #thepeanutbutterlist Peanut Butter and Hens, however, do. How else do you think Reese's makes Peanut Butter Eggs? #
  • 14:21 Captain, the peanut butter hyperdimensional engine is overheating! I tried stickin' a weiner in there, but it didnae do a bitta good! #
  • 15:43 Well.. so much for my quiet afternoon... #
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