The Irony Gods Attack! (Again)
Good grief. Did you know that the National Tribunal of Poland had to hang Amon Goeth three times before successfully completing his execution? They kept miscalculating the lenth of the rope.
Even for the guy who ran the concentration camp at Płaszów, that's not quite fair.
Hehe. Still. The Nazis would have gotten it right in one try.
Um, anyway. Thanks for that morbid little distraction, Wikipedia. Next stop, the RFC!
Mmmphm. Eventually I'll get back to writing this fucking French paper.
About the Holocaust.
ON ARMISTICE DAY.
WTF.
Marten and I just had THE LONGEST IM WAR EVER.
Pinball jedi 42: No one taught me the
right way to write a haiku
This last line has too many syllables
LadyErik42: refrigerator
LadyErik42: yes it does indeed
your haiku has too many
LadyErik42: syllables, marten
Pinball jedi 42: Oh, are we going
LadyErik42: hahahahaha
LadyErik42: you lose
Pinball jedi 42: to communicate using
LadyErik42: only the Haiku?
LadyErik42: yes
Pinball jedi 42: now why would you go
Pinball jedi 42: and steal my last line before
Pinball jedi 42: I could finish it?
LadyErik42: you could write the thing?
LadyErik42: :-D
LadyErik42: i was going to say "you wrote the fucker"
Pinball jedi 42: That would be funny
Pinball jedi 42: you should have done it instead
LadyErik42: of that other one
LadyErik42: if i finish off
LadyErik42: all of your damn-ed haikus
Pinball jedi 42: thanks, I was having
some trouble finishing it
LadyErik42: pinball wizard, man
Pinball jedi 42: my last lines are bad
LadyErik42: no shitskies, sherlock
LadyErik42: well, back to ignoring da
LadyErik42: homeworking thingies
LadyErik42: the key to it all
LadyErik42: is inventing shittons of new words
Pinball jedi 42: how can you go back
to something that you aren't
Pinball jedi 42: actually doing?
LadyErik42: ignoring is key
when you're writing shit fanfic
about Gattaca
LadyErik42: ^_^
Pinball jedi 42: You and your fanfic
Pinball jedi 42: always ruining my fun
Pinball jedi 42: now I will be bored
LadyErik42: now i'm going to
be speaking in damn haiku
all fucking night long
LadyErik42: thanks a lot, marten
p.s. i forgot to put in
a new pot ad... oops
Pinball jedi 42: it's tough to stop it
once you've got the hang of it
Pinball jedi 42: I'm getting better
LadyErik42: it's like iambic lines
in the pent of ameter
in english classes
LadyErik42: :-D
LadyErik42: i think i just won
with that last haiku right there
*quits while is ahead*
Pinball jedi 42: I'm bad at speaking
in a shakespearean tongue
I use my fingers
LadyErik42: "Le oiseau parle avec ses doigts... numeros cinq, six, dix"
Pinball jedi 42: That is cheating
other languages are lame
you should not use them
LadyErik42: well that's all good then
because it wasn't really haiku
just a random quote
LadyErik42: from some stupid film
i had to watch in french class
which makes me throw up
Pinball jedi 42: I do not know french
well enough to have noticed
you shouldn't have said
LadyErik42: .........
LadyErik42: that just made no sense
oh marten the linky one
i quit, okay? yeesh
LadyErik42: oh god i really do quit... i just called you the linky one to make my syllables fit
LadyErik42: my brain exploded
Pinball jedi 42: hey, I can be link
LadyErik42: but only if i'm the sheik
LadyErik42: and mike is a sage
Pinball jedi 42: we fit the parts well
LadyErik42: yes, we definitely do
LadyErik42: no doubt about that
LadyErik42: I KICK ASS AT HAIKU
LadyErik42: refrigerator
Pinball jedi 42: I like this game much
Pinball jedi 42: we needs must play more often
Pinball jedi 42: I need more practice
LadyErik42: don't you mean "must needs"?
that's way better english, marten...
ugh, i'm so tired
Pinball jedi 42: I'm not the major
So I wouldn't really know
you grammar nazi
Pinball jedi 42: no offense was meant,
I just needed syllables
you know my last lines
LadyErik42: yes, they all sucketh
Pinball jedi 42: can I really be that bad?
LadyErik42: eh... they're just boring
LadyErik42: this whole haiku thing
reminds me of XKCD
their lines syncing up
Pinball jedi 42: its a metaphor
Pinball jedi 42: for how often I start something
LadyErik42: wow this haiku took awhile
i'll finish this one
LadyErik42: damn! i missed it
Pinball jedi 42: but do not finish
LadyErik42: bwahahahaha
you mean like promising me
pot ads you don't do?
Pinball jedi 42: unfortunately
LadyErik42: THAT WORD IS THREE SYLLABLES
LadyErik42: or perhaps it's four?
LadyErik42: oh no wait it's five
LadyErik42: i miscounted... forgive me
Pinball jedi 42: how could you doubt me?
LadyErik42: *headdesk* NO MORE PLEASE
Pinball jedi 42: but gen, it's so much fun, now
LadyErik42: i'm signing off now
no really i'm going to
Pinball jedi 42: okay, I'll stop
LadyErik42: :-D
LadyErik42: well, that was the longest IM war since me and my friend ben spoke exclusively in asterisks
Pinball jedi 42: how did you manage that?
LadyErik42: *demonstrates*
Pinball jedi 42: ah
Pinball jedi 42: haiku is more fun
LadyErik42: *hates*
Pinball jedi 42: that was unintentional
LadyErik42: *takes way less time to type things in*
Pinball jedi 42: at first, anyway
LadyErik42: .......
All because of my away message. What a fucking day.
P.S. I realize I've edited this post three times in one day, but I felt as if I had to change the icon. I MADE IT. *pwns*
Even for the guy who ran the concentration camp at Płaszów, that's not quite fair.
Hehe. Still. The Nazis would have gotten it right in one try.
Um, anyway. Thanks for that morbid little distraction, Wikipedia. Next stop, the RFC!
Mmmphm. Eventually I'll get back to writing this fucking French paper.
About the Holocaust.
ON ARMISTICE DAY.
WTF.
Marten and I just had THE LONGEST IM WAR EVER.
Pinball jedi 42: No one taught me the
right way to write a haiku
This last line has too many syllables
LadyErik42: refrigerator
LadyErik42: yes it does indeed
your haiku has too many
LadyErik42: syllables, marten
Pinball jedi 42: Oh, are we going
LadyErik42: hahahahaha
LadyErik42: you lose
Pinball jedi 42: to communicate using
LadyErik42: only the Haiku?
LadyErik42: yes
Pinball jedi 42: now why would you go
Pinball jedi 42: and steal my last line before
Pinball jedi 42: I could finish it?
LadyErik42: you could write the thing?
LadyErik42: :-D
LadyErik42: i was going to say "you wrote the fucker"
Pinball jedi 42: That would be funny
Pinball jedi 42: you should have done it instead
LadyErik42: of that other one
LadyErik42: if i finish off
LadyErik42: all of your damn-ed haikus
Pinball jedi 42: thanks, I was having
some trouble finishing it
LadyErik42: pinball wizard, man
Pinball jedi 42: my last lines are bad
LadyErik42: no shitskies, sherlock
LadyErik42: well, back to ignoring da
LadyErik42: homeworking thingies
LadyErik42: the key to it all
LadyErik42: is inventing shittons of new words
Pinball jedi 42: how can you go back
to something that you aren't
Pinball jedi 42: actually doing?
LadyErik42: ignoring is key
when you're writing shit fanfic
about Gattaca
LadyErik42: ^_^
Pinball jedi 42: You and your fanfic
Pinball jedi 42: always ruining my fun
Pinball jedi 42: now I will be bored
LadyErik42: now i'm going to
be speaking in damn haiku
all fucking night long
LadyErik42: thanks a lot, marten
p.s. i forgot to put in
a new pot ad... oops
Pinball jedi 42: it's tough to stop it
once you've got the hang of it
Pinball jedi 42: I'm getting better
LadyErik42: it's like iambic lines
in the pent of ameter
in english classes
LadyErik42: :-D
LadyErik42: i think i just won
with that last haiku right there
*quits while is ahead*
Pinball jedi 42: I'm bad at speaking
in a shakespearean tongue
I use my fingers
LadyErik42: "Le oiseau parle avec ses doigts... numeros cinq, six, dix"
Pinball jedi 42: That is cheating
other languages are lame
you should not use them
LadyErik42: well that's all good then
because it wasn't really haiku
just a random quote
LadyErik42: from some stupid film
i had to watch in french class
which makes me throw up
Pinball jedi 42: I do not know french
well enough to have noticed
you shouldn't have said
LadyErik42: .........
LadyErik42: that just made no sense
oh marten the linky one
i quit, okay? yeesh
LadyErik42: oh god i really do quit... i just called you the linky one to make my syllables fit
LadyErik42: my brain exploded
Pinball jedi 42: hey, I can be link
LadyErik42: but only if i'm the sheik
LadyErik42: and mike is a sage
Pinball jedi 42: we fit the parts well
LadyErik42: yes, we definitely do
LadyErik42: no doubt about that
LadyErik42: I KICK ASS AT HAIKU
LadyErik42: refrigerator
Pinball jedi 42: I like this game much
Pinball jedi 42: we needs must play more often
Pinball jedi 42: I need more practice
LadyErik42: don't you mean "must needs"?
that's way better english, marten...
ugh, i'm so tired
Pinball jedi 42: I'm not the major
So I wouldn't really know
you grammar nazi
Pinball jedi 42: no offense was meant,
I just needed syllables
you know my last lines
LadyErik42: yes, they all sucketh
Pinball jedi 42: can I really be that bad?
LadyErik42: eh... they're just boring
LadyErik42: this whole haiku thing
reminds me of XKCD
their lines syncing up
Pinball jedi 42: its a metaphor
Pinball jedi 42: for how often I start something
LadyErik42: wow this haiku took awhile
i'll finish this one
LadyErik42: damn! i missed it
Pinball jedi 42: but do not finish
LadyErik42: bwahahahaha
you mean like promising me
pot ads you don't do?
Pinball jedi 42: unfortunately
LadyErik42: THAT WORD IS THREE SYLLABLES
LadyErik42: or perhaps it's four?
LadyErik42: oh no wait it's five
LadyErik42: i miscounted... forgive me
Pinball jedi 42: how could you doubt me?
LadyErik42: *headdesk* NO MORE PLEASE
Pinball jedi 42: but gen, it's so much fun, now
LadyErik42: i'm signing off now
no really i'm going to
Pinball jedi 42: okay, I'll stop
LadyErik42: :-D
LadyErik42: well, that was the longest IM war since me and my friend ben spoke exclusively in asterisks
Pinball jedi 42: how did you manage that?
LadyErik42: *demonstrates*
Pinball jedi 42: ah
Pinball jedi 42: haiku is more fun
LadyErik42: *hates*
Pinball jedi 42: that was unintentional
LadyErik42: *takes way less time to type things in*
Pinball jedi 42: at first, anyway
LadyErik42: .......
All because of my away message. What a fucking day.
P.S. I realize I've edited this post three times in one day, but I felt as if I had to change the icon. I MADE IT. *pwns*