This year's Letter to Santa:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I gave runespoor7 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole shemmelle's purse (30 points). Last week I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday pinkpuruu and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I bought porn for cynical21 (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-659 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Lita_of_jupiter