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[lit_pwns_you]

HEY GUYS I'm giving a special assignment to my top student. The assignment? Reading Homer's Iliad and Moby-Dick in three days, and an accompanying twelve page paper.

And do you want to know who the lucky student is?

Do you?

Well...

ITS ITACHI. Have fun with that, buddy. Its due Saturday. Don't worry. I'll be here.