Member Mad Scientist's Union, local 42

[lit_master]

I don't know whether I'm mad or a genius.

Ever since the Fantasian thing... Well, things have been weird, to say the least. I feel a bit like the narrator of a Lovecraft story, like there's something supremely weird going down and my sanity will be the victim. I think I already failed a pretty important sanity check and aquired "weird dreams"

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[sairen_haria]

Just one question.

You're not going to act like the Deep Ones from the book, are you?

[lit_master]

No I'm quite confident I will not be demanding virgin sacrifices to rape so they can breed my half human offspring to bolster my empire to take over the world and raise Cthulhu from R'lyeh.

[sairen_haria]

Well, that's good to hear.

It truly is a disturbing thought, though.

Have fun being in the lakes and stuff.

[lit_master]

Highly disturbing...

The worst I plan to do is scare little children. The monster legend at Lake Eerie has been fading a bit too much. Needs sightings.

[sairen_haria]

I will be avoiding the Lake for the rest of the summer then. Without a doubt now.

[lit_master]

Suit yourself.

[sairen_haria]

I'm not risking a scaring and an almost drowning.

[lit_master]

I'm not dragging people underwater, Danielle. I prefer not to consider myself a murderer and I would appreciate it if you did the same.

[sairen_haria]

I didn't mean that. I still can't swim. Remember, I had to be pulled through the dungeon?

[whiteisnewblack]

You can't swim?

[sairen_haria]

I never learned how, so no. Nearly drowned during the game thing. >_

[whiteisnewblack]

That's... not good. Do you want to learn?

[sairen_haria]

I really should....

Preferrably a pool.

[whiteisnewblack]

A pool would be the best start, yeah.

[sairen_haria]

Do you know CPR?

One almost drowning is enough.

[whiteisnewblack]

Yes.

Almost drowning is not a pleasant feeling at all. o.o