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Note to a traveler in Switzerland:
If you happen to get to Italian side of Switzerland and decide to order in Giovanni's pizzeria, and Giovanni happen to stand at the counter, and when you ask for some sauce with your pizza, Giovanni goes: "Sauce?! You need sauce with my pizza??? What sauce?!!!!", do not and I repeat, do not answer: "ketchup".
Cause when police will arrive to pick up your mutilated corpse, they will not charge Giovanni with murder. They will simply write: "cause of death: he was asking for it" and then dump your body in the gutter.