5 Fathoms Down ☠ [written] + [secret coded letter] + [marauding]

Jan 12, 2011 14:06

[Written]

Dearest Saintly Mistress Raine--would you object if I were to pursue objectives of a nefarious and or black-bladed nature? I am whole in body once again.

Your Servant

J. Sparrow

[/Written]

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[Secret Coded Letter]

Taichi, lad-- bugger your Plan for the present: have you got a suitably pointy one, and would you like to learn ( Read more... )

forever my fetches, saqueador, fear and trembling, oh no not again, being john malkovich, a bit of piracy at last

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cuttingedges January 12 2011, 23:55:31 UTC
[There happens to be a tall, dark, and possibly handsome man approaching the bridge, wearing a ludicrously styled jacket. He's carrying a few bags; one looks to be full of bottles of some kind, and there's definitely books in another. It seems that he's currently unaware of any pirates in the vicinity. :|a]

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lists_to_port January 13 2011, 00:10:22 UTC
[Tall? Dark? Handsome? Sparrow cares not for these things at all. Bottles, though? Bottles are good. There might be rum in those bottles.]

Pardon me, good sir, but might those be bottles?

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cuttingedges January 13 2011, 00:12:40 UTC
...Yes. [mr. sparrow your eyesight is clearly unmatched.]

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lists_to_port January 13 2011, 00:17:57 UTC
And might there be anything of a rum-ish nature in those bottles, old chap?

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cuttingedges January 13 2011, 00:22:49 UTC
[icon keyword actually relevant. Who on earth is this man and why is he stopping Kriz?]

No.

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lists_to_port January 13 2011, 00:57:04 UTC
Well that's no use at all, is it? What's the good of walking about in a rather ludicrously-styled coat with bottles not full of rum? What, I ask?

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What is in them?

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cuttingedges January 13 2011, 01:07:59 UTC
[He just takes one and holds it up for this strange man to see. It's some kind of sports drink - think Gatorade and the like - that Jack most likely hasn't seen before. Maybe.]

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lists_to_port January 13 2011, 01:10:38 UTC
Well that looks just awful! Like if you took absinthe and added pig's urine. Is it highly intoxicating?

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cuttingedges January 13 2011, 01:26:30 UTC
[oh no you did NOT just mock this man's precious sports drinks.]

Try it and see. [You know that bottle he was just holding out? It's now approaching your head at high speed, Mr. Sparrow. At least it's only plastic. :|b]

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lists_to_port January 13 2011, 01:33:53 UTC
[Luckily Sparrow is used to bottles flying toward his head and dodges.] Well that's not very neighborly of you!

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cuttingedges January 13 2011, 01:41:30 UTC
[Says the man who's far too curious about what Kriz has on him.]

Why are you here?

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lists_to_port January 13 2011, 01:43:46 UTC
I like this bridge! Why are you here?

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cuttingedges January 13 2011, 01:49:23 UTC
[It sounds a fair bit like he's holding something back when he speaks.]

I am trying to get some extra exercise. [By taking the scenic and piratey route home, evidently.]

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lists_to_port January 13 2011, 01:55:31 UTC
Ah.

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Why? [The pirate folds his arms and settles against the bridge railing, apparently terrifically engrossed in the story of why one would want to get extra exercise in Luceti.]

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cuttingedges January 13 2011, 02:01:25 UTC
There are many threats - [pointed glare at Jack] - in this place. Would it not make sense to stay in peak physical condition in order to prepare?

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lists_to_port January 13 2011, 02:03:09 UTC
Or, one could simply get blind drunk and let the threats rush past him whilst he slumps beneath the bartop?

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