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Dec 18, 2010 17:35

[Jack? Is drinking in Good Spirits. He might be really potted at this point. Also he has no idea what is going on.]

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toasterciiide December 19 2010, 02:29:52 UTC

[And suddenly, a toaster on the bar.]

Howdy doodly do. How's it going?

lists_to_port December 19 2010, 05:04:33 UTC

[Finally, an inanimate object that has offered to listen!]

Well how much time do you have? My life, it's rather a shambles at the moment, mate.

toasterciiide December 19 2010, 08:52:21 UTC

Well, that's no good. Luckily I have just the thing that will make it all better!

lists_to_port December 19 2010, 17:29:05 UTC

Oh, you do, do you? And what would that be, my curiously sentient clockwork?

toasterciiide December 20 2010, 04:15:32 UTC

How about some toast?

lists_to_port December 20 2010, 04:23:07 UTC

Why toast?

toasterciiide December 20 2010, 05:12:40 UTC

It's very tasty.

lists_to_port December 20 2010, 13:39:17 UTC

Alright.........toast!

toasterciiide December 21 2010, 11:02:14 UTC

One slice or two?

lists_to_port December 21 2010, 12:14:49 UTC

Two, if you please, sir. Ma'am. Thing.

toasterciiide December 22 2010, 06:51:30 UTC

You can just call me Talkie. Talkie Toaster!

[Pop! Here. Have two pieces of toast, browned to perfection. It's quite safe. Really.]

lists_to_port December 22 2010, 13:51:23 UTC

[Safe, huh? So Jack pulls out the slices of toast and looks around for some jam.]

Needs some jam. Strawberry jam.

toasterciiide December 23 2010, 11:40:23 UTC

I'm afraid I can't help you with that part. I'm just a toaster.

lists_to_port December 23 2010, 14:08:52 UTC

Right. Very limited bit of clockwork are you, indeed.

toasterciiide December 23 2010, 16:04:10 UTC

I beg your pardon. I'm not limited at all! You should see what I can do with waffles!

lists_to_port December 23 2010, 17:42:25 UTC

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