Third Tide Turning ☠ Voice + Action

Sep 19, 2011 12:42

[rather obnoxious voice]

WE'RE DEVILS WE'RE BLACK SHEEP WE'RE REALLY BAD---

REALLY BAD...

Bugger...

Wait, wait it's...Murphy, how does it go, lad?

[There is the whinny of a very small pony in the background.]

RIGHT! REALLY BAD EGGS! DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!

I love this song! Avoid the bridges, ducks! Ducks and chickens! Ha! Hahahahahaha! And you too, Mother Carey!

[/voice]



It is Captain Jack Sparrow's birthday, and as a gift to himself the wily black-hearted scoundrel has decided to get in some good old-fashioned rum-drinking and also some good quality marauding on his Marauding Bridge. A man needs a little taste of the nefarious, sometimes, especially after he has been trying so very hard to be Good for months.

Unfortunately, he promised certain honorable people that he would STOP marauding. THEREFORE, he has donned a cunning disguise!




Sometimes when you're drunk and it's your birthday and you don't want Buffy OR Leonard McCoy to Find Out, you make very poor life choices. And sometimes you drag a small Shetland pony into those life choices. Fact.

[[OOC: HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! Maybe your character comes from a time where International Talk Like a Pirate Day is known. If so, feel free to talk like a pirate. It makes everything more better.]

saqueador, a pirate forever, murphy's law, masked men bearing candycanes, a bit of piracy at last

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