First Tide Turning ☠ [action + marauding + voice]

[lists_to_port]

Seems there's types about who'd make the village safe. Police; a village watch. They'll want prisons, next. A gallows.

Rather funny, that, considering the nature of the place, eh?

There's rogues about. Mind that; and if you can't, lock your doors.

Comments

[onebluebamf]

[Kurt doesn't know how well this whole police force talk is going to go, but he saw that challenge to Jack and having a particular beef with the pirate himself, Kurt got some satisfaction at the thought Jack could lose something as important to him as Kurt had. So when he sees Jack over by the bridge, he 'ports over to crouch on the rails and, well, antagonize him a bit.]

Shouldn't you be protecting your boat, man?

[lists_to_port]

Protecting it from whom, blueboy?

[Oh bollocks. And he's teleporting, too. Jack has no problem with Kurt, though he isn't sorry he took the watch. He's only sorry that it didn't WORK so well and that he got into trouble over it.]

[onebluebamf]

The angry smoking guy. He's going to take it, yeah?

[He hops off the railing to stand in front of Jack. Yeah, he's not worried. He doesn't even HAVE his watch now.]

[lists_to_port]

I beg to differ: angry smoking guy is NOT going to get his hands on it, son. Not whilst I draw breath.

[onebluebamf]

Seemed pretty serious to me, dude. You might want to be careful he doesn't take that literally, yeah?

[lists_to_port]

What? SMOKER? Kill me?! [Jack leans casually against the bridge railing and laughs.] Hardly! Hardly something I'm worried about, Kurt-lad.

[onebluebamf]

Ahh, so that's why you're here then, yeah? Going to start stealing stuff?

[lists_to_port]

.....Maybe. Possibly. Likely. Dunno. Thinking about it. Planning it. Thinking some more.

Why do you wish to know?

[onebluebamf]

Maybe I'll stick around and make sure you don't succeed, yeah?

[lists_to_port]

Ha! How, exactly? By vanishing? I hope?

[onebluebamf]

Once touch, man. I could teleport you to the top of a tree. Middle of the forest. In a lake. Or maybe thirty feet in the air.

[... not that he'd ever do the last one. That's just sadistic.]

[lists_to_port]

Never figured you for a malicious, sadistic bastard, Kurt. Who have you here to protect, eh? Think you that transporting me will stop me? That killing me will?

[onebluebamf]

I don't want to kill you. But ruining your plans might make us even. Maybe.

[lists_to_port]

Pfft. The only way you could possibly even that score would be to make me look like an utter fool.

[onebluebamf]

Is that right?

[Sounds like a challenge. And he's probably up for it.]

[lists_to_port]

And I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, so it's impossible. [Jack shrugs and crosses his arms over his chest. He is still trying to decide whether he HAS any plans to ruin, really.]