12 Fathoms Down ☠ [accidentally-on-purpose video]

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[When the video feed clicks on, it reveals--by the soft glow of candlelight--Jack Sparrow sitting across from a slender woman with long, flowing auburn hair wearing a tight leather dress. She can only be seen from the back. In fact, that beautiful hair is definitely a feature of this video. The pirate's arms are firmly around her as he leans in for

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......Son?

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Sorry---meant, "Hiccup?"

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Like a top, lad. How's the beastie?

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[And Jack will forever make that petrified face when he sees him doing his dragon-y things.]

Does he pine for lady dragons, I wonder.

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What? The pining? Of COURSE it'll be an issue! Even more of an issue!

[And, true to form, Jack seems to care more about Toothless than Hiccup.]

Erm---you doing alright, lad?

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Oh, fine.

Toothless, now----is he strong enough to lift, say, a large house? Off the ground? And fly it over mountains?

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Oi! It's not like that. Not like that other thing with H---that other person.

I just need to move house, is all. Want to live by the sea, and not in the bloody forest any longer.

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NO!

[That? That was shouting.]

Do not speak to that other dragon. Savvy? Don't go near him.