Lessons in Chelsea's Life
Lesson 1:
Involuntary Muscle Spasms + An Hour Or So = Oh Shit Oh Fuck Oh Ow Oh I'm Sore
Lesson 2:
Never let your mother ask you if you're still a virgin again. Never. Never ever ever. That was the most awkward conversation I can freaking imagine. Okay, it might have been worse if I /wasn't/ still a virgin, but...*cringe*
Lesson 3:
Winter-Een-Mas is love. Nerdy things are love.
I'm utterly sore. So very very sore...in some places I didn' tknow you /could/ be sore. Eurgh.
Involuntary Muscle Spasms + An Hour Or So = Oh Shit Oh Fuck Oh Ow Oh I'm Sore
Lesson 2:
Never let your mother ask you if you're still a virgin again. Never. Never ever ever. That was the most awkward conversation I can freaking imagine. Okay, it might have been worse if I /wasn't/ still a virgin, but...*cringe*
Lesson 3:
Winter-Een-Mas is love. Nerdy things are love.
I'm utterly sore. So very very sore...in some places I didn' tknow you /could/ be sore. Eurgh.