In Which Nobody Would Ever Be Attracted To Me Again.
This post would never, ever let a gay be attracted to me.
In fact most straights would probably even look at me differently.
But let me tell you--
after wearing a thong, tight tights, my itchy mic belt, show panties, and various costumes over my booty throughout the night--
there is NOTHING better than coming home and slapping on a pair of granny panties. The kind they sell in packs at Target that have swirly little-kid flowers all over them. I MARRY THEM.
Things I am feeling right now?
1. Hunger?
2. Love for Law and Order SVU?
3. Love for the combination of Andrea, McDonald's, and deconstructing the psyches of the gays so I could calm down about them.
4. Excitement for church tomorrow.
5. Okayness with the amount that I SUCK at school.
In fact most straights would probably even look at me differently.
But let me tell you--
after wearing a thong, tight tights, my itchy mic belt, show panties, and various costumes over my booty throughout the night--
there is NOTHING better than coming home and slapping on a pair of granny panties. The kind they sell in packs at Target that have swirly little-kid flowers all over them. I MARRY THEM.
Things I am feeling right now?
1. Hunger?
2. Love for Law and Order SVU?
3. Love for the combination of Andrea, McDonald's, and deconstructing the psyches of the gays so I could calm down about them.
4. Excitement for church tomorrow.
5. Okayness with the amount that I SUCK at school.