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Jeez, I get back from California for one day and school is already shut down. What are the chances?
Mom doesn't want me to leave the house. Dad is freaking out, as usual. STAN. STAN. ARE YOU SICK, STAN. YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PINK. ARE YOU GAINING WEIGHT? STAAAAAAAAAAAN.
Fucking crazy. I'm supposed to get a vaccine in a few days. Since I'm high risk. I'm going to be pissed if I get it before I get the vaccine.
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Oh lord, my Dad. He thinks he's sick now. I get the feeling this is going to be like when he had SARS. I'm going to have to go get some cough syrup, sprite, and chicken noodle soup.
Mom doesn't want me to leave the house. Dad is freaking out, as usual. STAN. STAN. ARE YOU SICK, STAN. YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PINK. ARE YOU GAINING WEIGHT? STAAAAAAAAAAAN.
Fucking crazy. I'm supposed to get a vaccine in a few days. Since I'm high risk. I'm going to be pissed if I get it before I get the vaccine.
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Oh lord, my Dad. He thinks he's sick now. I get the feeling this is going to be like when he had SARS. I'm going to have to go get some cough syrup, sprite, and chicken noodle soup.