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St. Patrick's Day, I went out with Ali, Molly, Sarah, Stacy and a couple of their friends to some western-themed bar. I liked it more than I thought I would. It was a ton of fun actually. I RODE A MECHANICAL BULL. TWICE. And there was serious danger because my sock got caught on the gear underneath and totally ripped and then I had to finish my ride with one sock all mangled and hanging off. Ali filmed it but she hasn't put it up yet. I will most likely show you. Ideally, I'd have posted it in this entry, but what can you do. THIS IS WHY I'M NORMALLY THE CAMERA PERSON - IT GIVES ME CONTROL. No but oh my god I got so drunk, I haven't been that drunk in awhile. It was pretty much all tequila, I had two margaritas and next time I went up, I ordered a Patron on the rocks and the bartender was like, "WHOA! Take it easy, lady!" all flirty/jokey and I was like, "NO I WILL TAKE IT LIKE A BOSS, THANK YOU." He asked for my ID and it was in my bra so I was like, "... hang on a second. *turns to side to pull it out as nonchalantly as possible* I ALREADY HAVE A TAB OPEN THOUGH." He was like, "OH, I just needed to know your address." He clearly took my feistyness (is this a word?) as an opportunity to flirt but I just called him a creep. He came back with my drink and was like, "You have a tab open but what's it under? I forgot to pay mind to your name when I checked your ID..." And I was like, "So you have no idea who I am? This is fantastic! I suppose I don't really HAVE to tell you, do I now... *contemplates taking free drink*" and then Molly is just like, "Alyssa" and I was like, "ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO THERE." LOL but whatever, I don't think he charged me for it anyway because my entire bill was only $15 and that's about 2 margaritas only. And I got shitfaced.
Some other guy came over and was like, "See that guy over there? Yell SHUN at him!" lolllll that killed me so I did but apparently his name was Sean so that wasn't as funny. And he was just blunt as fuck, which I appreciated but I could tell he was stupid. He came over and after barely any talking he told me I was absolutely gorgeous and "if he ever had a chance to date me... *trails wistfully off*" I thanked him but didn't play into it at all. Sarah mentioned we were going to ride the bull and his friend didn't think I actually would. "If you actually DO, I'll buy you a drink." LOL ok fine, I was going to do it regardless but thank you. So I DID ride the bull and then when my drink was gone I was like, "DIDN'T THAT FUCKER OWE ME A DRINK? I THINK SO. WHERE IS HE." So I totally tracked him down and waited patiently for him to finish his conversation and then politely reminded him that he owed me a drink. He said he ~didn't see me ride it~, and I was like, yeah right, tough shit basically, so he got me another margarita. We talked for a little bit, there was no chemistry but it was just a nice conversation about college. ~Sean~ came back over and started laying it on, and I was drunker so I was probably less polite. "~Do you have a boyfriend that you kind of like~?" he asks me, I say yes and he says, "WELL OK THEN", laying his hand down on the bar in defeat lol. My girls found a table, Molly bought me french fries and some other guy bought me a beer but by that point I was wasted and I don't remember his name. Only that apparently I said I wanted to kill him, which is definitely not true, and I find myself wondering if this is a new way for people to flirt or something? Because that Sean guy pulled the same thing - he kept drunkenly going on about how I allegedly told him that I couldn't stand him but at that point, I was BARELY tipsy. So IDEK. I know I'm a bitch but I'm not that bad. Ugh, I threw up when I got home and I can't remember the last time that's happened, it's been ages.
Friday, I had the day off but I spent it mostly hungover in bed. Jason came over after his production meeting and then we went to Erbert's & Gerbert's (DO YOU GUYS HAVE THESE? Sandwich places?! ♥ omg) and discussed a website we want to make before we went to the movies. We saw Paul first, oh my GOD did I ever fucking love that film!! I can't remember the last time a film has made me laugh that hard, made me feel that warm, young, & imaginative, and made me that incredibly happy. SEE IT. IMMEDIATELY. IT IS SO FUNNY I HAD TEARS AND A SMILE ON MY FACE THE ENTIRE TIME. We then saw Limitless, which I also loved. Great, great concept, and stylistically it was gorgeous. Amazing color and editing, so cool. You should probably see this too. ALSO YOU GUYS, I GOT MOAR NEW SHOES. AKDSFJHKA we were speed-walking through the mall to the theater, I passed them in the window and was like, "*SHARP LOW INHALE*" before turning around without thought and gravitating toward them like a magnet. IT WAS THE QUICKEST PURCHASE I HAVE EVER MADE; my favorite girl was working, she noticed my freak-out and immediately got my size, I tried them on and had them nicely paid for and in a bag in less than three minutes, I am so serious. SOLID SEQUIN HEELS, PLATFORM WITH A ZIPPER ALONG THE BOTTOM, AREN'T THEY FUCKING ADORABLE.
Saturday morning, Jas had to leave and go run a bunch of errands for this movie; he's doing a stunt tomorrow, they brought him on to Coordinate but he has the same build and a similar look to the lead so he's actually doing the stunt as well - the character is ice fishing, runs to get something, and on his way back, falls through the ice. So they're using Jason for the long shots and they've built a separate tank for the actor so they can get the close underwater shots of him. I got a text saying the chick who plays Sasha Bingham on Californication was in it so I was like, "lol, YOU NEED TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH HER" and he was like, "Yeah I felt like I should ask her how it was to fuck Douchovny." I thought he was just being all (faux? no, probably legit) jealous because he knows DD is like, the top of my Fuck List, so it was almost a fight but it was actually just him not knowing how to spell his name lmao. I cleaned a bit, I was so jazzed about it, and then I went through my massive hard drive to find photos that I wanted to get printed for my desk at work. That took WAY longer than I expected, and by that time I had lost motivation to finish cleaning lol. I got a sandwich and picked up the photos, and then Jason came back over.
We had computer time and he asked if my Bombshells video was done. No, no it is not. He asked how my Black Swan video was coming, so I showed him that and then we hooked up his big extra hard drive so I could work on Bombshells. Did I tell you guys that he converted it to a Final Cut-acceptable file for me so I'd not have to waste time rendering it?! ♥ I told him I felt bad that I was like, ignoring him and he was like, "No, *kisses hand*, I want you to edit." So I edited and he read science articles, and it was a gorgeous time. I poked him to ask his technical opinion on a cut, if it looked stupid if I didn't let the fade completely finish, and he said no. I asked him if I should fade the pill bottle over House or if it'd be too much, and he told me to try it. Then he got ALL flaily and I didn't understand and he was like, "NO, NO I HAVE AN IDEA." AND IT WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE TO SEE HIM ALL EXCITED (ESPECIALLY OVER A HOUSE VIDEO SHUT UP), GOD, HE LIKE COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK. HE STOOD UP AND I WAS LIKE DO YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN, I CAN MOVE, AND HE WAS LIKE NO I CAN'T EDIT SITTING DOWN ANYWAY. His idea was amazing in theory but it didn't quite work because of the show's natural cut :(. He did end up adding a dissolve that I really like. And then for the ending, I wanted to remove the last word of vocals and replace it with dialogue, so he had all of these brilliant ideas and what we ended up doing was looping a section of audio from earlier in the song, and then redoing the ending piano notes by ear in GarageBand. And it totally worked and sounds great. And it was a huge turn-on, I wanted to fuck him SO bad but I also wanted to edit and it's like, HOW DO YOU CHOOSE. People say "food or sex?" and I pick food easy, but they say "editing or sex?" and I'm like... "?!?"
Today I slept in and then went to my cousin's birthday party - she is SEVENTEEN now and that FREAKS ME OUT. It was fun, we laughed a lot and I took pictures and we also collectively played The Fan Game, which consists of us throwing things into the ceiling fan and watching them ricochet around the living room. It is my favorite thing ever. We had one casualty, though - a beanbag Peep flung into a glass of milk, which spilled everywhere and got all over inside her bean pellets. :( RIP.
Some other guy came over and was like, "See that guy over there? Yell SHUN at him!" lolllll that killed me so I did but apparently his name was Sean so that wasn't as funny. And he was just blunt as fuck, which I appreciated but I could tell he was stupid. He came over and after barely any talking he told me I was absolutely gorgeous and "if he ever had a chance to date me... *trails wistfully off*" I thanked him but didn't play into it at all. Sarah mentioned we were going to ride the bull and his friend didn't think I actually would. "If you actually DO, I'll buy you a drink." LOL ok fine, I was going to do it regardless but thank you. So I DID ride the bull and then when my drink was gone I was like, "DIDN'T THAT FUCKER OWE ME A DRINK? I THINK SO. WHERE IS HE." So I totally tracked him down and waited patiently for him to finish his conversation and then politely reminded him that he owed me a drink. He said he ~didn't see me ride it~, and I was like, yeah right, tough shit basically, so he got me another margarita. We talked for a little bit, there was no chemistry but it was just a nice conversation about college. ~Sean~ came back over and started laying it on, and I was drunker so I was probably less polite. "~Do you have a boyfriend that you kind of like~?" he asks me, I say yes and he says, "WELL OK THEN", laying his hand down on the bar in defeat lol. My girls found a table, Molly bought me french fries and some other guy bought me a beer but by that point I was wasted and I don't remember his name. Only that apparently I said I wanted to kill him, which is definitely not true, and I find myself wondering if this is a new way for people to flirt or something? Because that Sean guy pulled the same thing - he kept drunkenly going on about how I allegedly told him that I couldn't stand him but at that point, I was BARELY tipsy. So IDEK. I know I'm a bitch but I'm not that bad. Ugh, I threw up when I got home and I can't remember the last time that's happened, it's been ages.
Friday, I had the day off but I spent it mostly hungover in bed. Jason came over after his production meeting and then we went to Erbert's & Gerbert's (DO YOU GUYS HAVE THESE? Sandwich places?! ♥ omg) and discussed a website we want to make before we went to the movies. We saw Paul first, oh my GOD did I ever fucking love that film!! I can't remember the last time a film has made me laugh that hard, made me feel that warm, young, & imaginative, and made me that incredibly happy. SEE IT. IMMEDIATELY. IT IS SO FUNNY I HAD TEARS AND A SMILE ON MY FACE THE ENTIRE TIME. We then saw Limitless, which I also loved. Great, great concept, and stylistically it was gorgeous. Amazing color and editing, so cool. You should probably see this too. ALSO YOU GUYS, I GOT MOAR NEW SHOES. AKDSFJHKA we were speed-walking through the mall to the theater, I passed them in the window and was like, "*SHARP LOW INHALE*" before turning around without thought and gravitating toward them like a magnet. IT WAS THE QUICKEST PURCHASE I HAVE EVER MADE; my favorite girl was working, she noticed my freak-out and immediately got my size, I tried them on and had them nicely paid for and in a bag in less than three minutes, I am so serious. SOLID SEQUIN HEELS, PLATFORM WITH A ZIPPER ALONG THE BOTTOM, AREN'T THEY FUCKING ADORABLE.
Saturday morning, Jas had to leave and go run a bunch of errands for this movie; he's doing a stunt tomorrow, they brought him on to Coordinate but he has the same build and a similar look to the lead so he's actually doing the stunt as well - the character is ice fishing, runs to get something, and on his way back, falls through the ice. So they're using Jason for the long shots and they've built a separate tank for the actor so they can get the close underwater shots of him. I got a text saying the chick who plays Sasha Bingham on Californication was in it so I was like, "lol, YOU NEED TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH HER" and he was like, "Yeah I felt like I should ask her how it was to fuck Douchovny." I thought he was just being all (faux? no, probably legit) jealous because he knows DD is like, the top of my Fuck List, so it was almost a fight but it was actually just him not knowing how to spell his name lmao. I cleaned a bit, I was so jazzed about it, and then I went through my massive hard drive to find photos that I wanted to get printed for my desk at work. That took WAY longer than I expected, and by that time I had lost motivation to finish cleaning lol. I got a sandwich and picked up the photos, and then Jason came back over.
We had computer time and he asked if my Bombshells video was done. No, no it is not. He asked how my Black Swan video was coming, so I showed him that and then we hooked up his big extra hard drive so I could work on Bombshells. Did I tell you guys that he converted it to a Final Cut-acceptable file for me so I'd not have to waste time rendering it?! ♥ I told him I felt bad that I was like, ignoring him and he was like, "No, *kisses hand*, I want you to edit." So I edited and he read science articles, and it was a gorgeous time. I poked him to ask his technical opinion on a cut, if it looked stupid if I didn't let the fade completely finish, and he said no. I asked him if I should fade the pill bottle over House or if it'd be too much, and he told me to try it. Then he got ALL flaily and I didn't understand and he was like, "NO, NO I HAVE AN IDEA." AND IT WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE TO SEE HIM ALL EXCITED (ESPECIALLY OVER A HOUSE VIDEO SHUT UP), GOD, HE LIKE COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK. HE STOOD UP AND I WAS LIKE DO YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN, I CAN MOVE, AND HE WAS LIKE NO I CAN'T EDIT SITTING DOWN ANYWAY. His idea was amazing in theory but it didn't quite work because of the show's natural cut :(. He did end up adding a dissolve that I really like. And then for the ending, I wanted to remove the last word of vocals and replace it with dialogue, so he had all of these brilliant ideas and what we ended up doing was looping a section of audio from earlier in the song, and then redoing the ending piano notes by ear in GarageBand. And it totally worked and sounds great. And it was a huge turn-on, I wanted to fuck him SO bad but I also wanted to edit and it's like, HOW DO YOU CHOOSE. People say "food or sex?" and I pick food easy, but they say "editing or sex?" and I'm like... "?!?"
Today I slept in and then went to my cousin's birthday party - she is SEVENTEEN now and that FREAKS ME OUT. It was fun, we laughed a lot and I took pictures and we also collectively played The Fan Game, which consists of us throwing things into the ceiling fan and watching them ricochet around the living room. It is my favorite thing ever. We had one casualty, though - a beanbag Peep flung into a glass of milk, which spilled everywhere and got all over inside her bean pellets. :( RIP.