you've left me speechless.
Oh my god, Lady Gaga concert was stunning. That is the best word I can think of right now. I'll have photos later (do you even know how much it pained me to go back to my shitty-ass digital after having my Nikon attached to my hip every day? YEAH) and I also made a video blog afterwards that I may put up. I HAVEN'T DECIDED. But oh my god I had so much fun IDEK how it is real life. We drove past the venue on our way in and nobody outside was in costume so I was fucking mortified. We pulled up to the parking garage and the guy who took our ticket was like "omg, yes" and I was like, "PLEASE TELL US WE AREN'T THE ONLY ONES DRESSED UP FOR THIS" and he was like, "NO, YOU'RE NOT - IT'S LIKE GAGA COMIC CON IN THERE." lolol sdlkfhjsajkldfakjs.
The people there were SO awesome, I love fandom events because everyone in there is like an instant friend who gets you and doesn't question you at all. AND EVERYONE LOVED MY OUTFIT, PEOPLE LITERALLY STOPPED ME ON THE STREET TO ASK IF THEY COULD TAKE MY PICTURE, IS THIS REAL LIFE. And I got shot for some local magazine, this photographer asked if she could, DUH!, and then took me down the block in front of this brick wall in the middle of the city and lskdjfhajlkfads!!! And she was so cute, she was like, "Thank you so much, I really hope this isn't a pain for you!" and I was like, "NO NO! I LOVE it, I'm a photographer too, I totally get it!" AND THEN I CHECKED MY EMAIL WHEN I GOT HOME AND SHE SENT ME INTERVIEW QUESTIONS. SO THIS IS THE COOLEST. oh oh oh and they had a photobooth there for like, Virgin Mobile or something so THEY SHOT ME IN THERE TOO. I FOUND IT ON THE INTERWEBS (did any of you get shot for the monster gallery? IF SO, PLEASE SHOW ME).
SO MUCH FUN SO MUCH FUN. And that photographer was ADORABLE, she was this tiny-ass little ball of energy, running around and dancing in her sparkly shorts and standing on her tiny box sometimes and lkjhsdfhjklas. OH MAN AND THE PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND WITH WINGS ON SHOOTING POLOROIDS. I DIED, YOU GUYS. WHAT A FUCKING FUN CONCERT, IT WAS TOTALLY AN EVENT. also LOLOL - I said to my mom, "WE SHOULD PHOTO BOMB PEOPLE" and she was like, "What's that?" So I told her and she was like, "Yeah, YEAH!!!" AND THEN LOL SHE RAN TO GO PHOTO BOMB SOMEONE, SHE SLID INTO THEIR PHOTO AND THEN FELL ON HER ASS, IT WAS SO FUCKING PRICELESS I CAN'T EVEN, SHE GOT SO BUSTED. We went in to sit down (OUR SEATS WERE AWESOME) and then people came behind us to sit and this guy was like, "Holy shit, it's you! We were talking about you earlier! Your outfit!" LOL AND THEN THEY WERE SO AWESOME, IT WAS LIKE TWO GIRLS AND THEIR TWO GAY BFFS (I WAS SO JEAL) AND THOSE GUYS WERE ADORABLE. During the concert, one kept saying, "I LOVE HER!!" and jumping and the other one kept pointing and saying, "That's Lady Gaga... THAT'S LADY GAGA!!!" AND THEN WHEN I'D REALLY LOSE MY SHIT IN FLAIL, THEY'D CLAW AT ME WITH THEIR MONSTER PAWS AND WE'D HAVE A HUGE PAW FIGHT FULL OF LOLS AND I LOVE EVERYONE, OKAY.
And then Lady Gaga. The entire thing was such an aesthetic DREAM I can't even think straight. And she is amazing. So amazing. I cried. ALL OF THE WIZARD OF OZ STUFF. DEAD. DEAD. AND OH MY GOD, THE FAME MONSTER, I WAS STUNNED. THAT WAS SO COOL. AND WHEN SHE WAS ROLLING AROUND ON THE GROUND WITH ITS TENTACLE BETWEEN HER LEGS, I DIED, IT BLEW MY MIND. AND ALL OF THE VIDEO MONTAGES BETWEEN SETS, JESUS CHRIST JESUS CHRIST CAN I DOWNLOAD THEM ANYWHERE?! POINT ME TO THEM. I NEED TO HAVE THEM AS INSPIRATION FOREVER. Oh man AND SHE PLAYED A NEW SONG!!! Living On The Radio, I loved it, I fucking cried. OH god and when she said something along the lines of, "People are going to betray you, but at the end of the day, if you've got yourself, you're fucking set for life." ♥ ♥ ♥ Cried. It was one of those where tears were just falling off my face without any effort or sobbing of any kind, dripping mascara down my bra. My lace top was bugging my elbows so I loved that I was in an environment where I didn't even have to think twice about taking it off, I spent the entire concert in my bra. OH MY GOD AND HER SPARKLY OUTFIT FOR POKER FACE, LIKE SOLID FUCKING RHINESTONES. Stylistically, she is just perfection in terms of what I personally like. Like, that bitch's aesthetics, I never have any complaints and I always feel like I'm in a candy store. Also, she fucking moves in photographs, it was a complete joy to watch but GOD it killed me that I wasn't up there with my good camera. Like, I SAW the photos I was not able to take. I'm sure there are a million though. OH MY GOD YOU GUYS PLEASE TELL ME SHE'S GOING TO MAKE A CONCERT DVD. BECAUSE I WOULD WATCH IT EVERY DAY. oh man and the blood on her chest everywhere and wiping it on her dancers and kjshdfhjklasfhjklsa. LIKE, I'M SORRY, IDG HOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T LOVE HER. BUT I KNOW THERE ARE AND THAT'S FINE BUT I LITERALLY CAN'T COMPREHEND BECAUSE I LOVE EVERY SINGLE THING SHE TOUCHES LOL. oh and her talking about how she'll never let us down, I totally believed her because SHE NEVER DOES.
PHOTOS LATER, I'M NOT SURE IF I EVEN GOT ANY GOOD ONES BUT I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM WORK. In any event, I know I got one with an awesome guy in a Telephone outfit. I'm thinking about going down there again tonight with my Nikon to fucking rectify this situation & take photos of freaks on the streets.
The people there were SO awesome, I love fandom events because everyone in there is like an instant friend who gets you and doesn't question you at all. AND EVERYONE LOVED MY OUTFIT, PEOPLE LITERALLY STOPPED ME ON THE STREET TO ASK IF THEY COULD TAKE MY PICTURE, IS THIS REAL LIFE. And I got shot for some local magazine, this photographer asked if she could, DUH!, and then took me down the block in front of this brick wall in the middle of the city and lskdjfhajlkfads!!! And she was so cute, she was like, "Thank you so much, I really hope this isn't a pain for you!" and I was like, "NO NO! I LOVE it, I'm a photographer too, I totally get it!" AND THEN I CHECKED MY EMAIL WHEN I GOT HOME AND SHE SENT ME INTERVIEW QUESTIONS. SO THIS IS THE COOLEST. oh oh oh and they had a photobooth there for like, Virgin Mobile or something so THEY SHOT ME IN THERE TOO. I FOUND IT ON THE INTERWEBS (did any of you get shot for the monster gallery? IF SO, PLEASE SHOW ME).
SO MUCH FUN SO MUCH FUN. And that photographer was ADORABLE, she was this tiny-ass little ball of energy, running around and dancing in her sparkly shorts and standing on her tiny box sometimes and lkjhsdfhjklas. OH MAN AND THE PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND WITH WINGS ON SHOOTING POLOROIDS. I DIED, YOU GUYS. WHAT A FUCKING FUN CONCERT, IT WAS TOTALLY AN EVENT. also LOLOL - I said to my mom, "WE SHOULD PHOTO BOMB PEOPLE" and she was like, "What's that?" So I told her and she was like, "Yeah, YEAH!!!" AND THEN LOL SHE RAN TO GO PHOTO BOMB SOMEONE, SHE SLID INTO THEIR PHOTO AND THEN FELL ON HER ASS, IT WAS SO FUCKING PRICELESS I CAN'T EVEN, SHE GOT SO BUSTED. We went in to sit down (OUR SEATS WERE AWESOME) and then people came behind us to sit and this guy was like, "Holy shit, it's you! We were talking about you earlier! Your outfit!" LOL AND THEN THEY WERE SO AWESOME, IT WAS LIKE TWO GIRLS AND THEIR TWO GAY BFFS (I WAS SO JEAL) AND THOSE GUYS WERE ADORABLE. During the concert, one kept saying, "I LOVE HER!!" and jumping and the other one kept pointing and saying, "That's Lady Gaga... THAT'S LADY GAGA!!!" AND THEN WHEN I'D REALLY LOSE MY SHIT IN FLAIL, THEY'D CLAW AT ME WITH THEIR MONSTER PAWS AND WE'D HAVE A HUGE PAW FIGHT FULL OF LOLS AND I LOVE EVERYONE, OKAY.
And then Lady Gaga. The entire thing was such an aesthetic DREAM I can't even think straight. And she is amazing. So amazing. I cried. ALL OF THE WIZARD OF OZ STUFF. DEAD. DEAD. AND OH MY GOD, THE FAME MONSTER, I WAS STUNNED. THAT WAS SO COOL. AND WHEN SHE WAS ROLLING AROUND ON THE GROUND WITH ITS TENTACLE BETWEEN HER LEGS, I DIED, IT BLEW MY MIND. AND ALL OF THE VIDEO MONTAGES BETWEEN SETS, JESUS CHRIST JESUS CHRIST CAN I DOWNLOAD THEM ANYWHERE?! POINT ME TO THEM. I NEED TO HAVE THEM AS INSPIRATION FOREVER. Oh man AND SHE PLAYED A NEW SONG!!! Living On The Radio, I loved it, I fucking cried. OH god and when she said something along the lines of, "People are going to betray you, but at the end of the day, if you've got yourself, you're fucking set for life." ♥ ♥ ♥ Cried. It was one of those where tears were just falling off my face without any effort or sobbing of any kind, dripping mascara down my bra. My lace top was bugging my elbows so I loved that I was in an environment where I didn't even have to think twice about taking it off, I spent the entire concert in my bra. OH MY GOD AND HER SPARKLY OUTFIT FOR POKER FACE, LIKE SOLID FUCKING RHINESTONES. Stylistically, she is just perfection in terms of what I personally like. Like, that bitch's aesthetics, I never have any complaints and I always feel like I'm in a candy store. Also, she fucking moves in photographs, it was a complete joy to watch but GOD it killed me that I wasn't up there with my good camera. Like, I SAW the photos I was not able to take. I'm sure there are a million though. OH MY GOD YOU GUYS PLEASE TELL ME SHE'S GOING TO MAKE A CONCERT DVD. BECAUSE I WOULD WATCH IT EVERY DAY. oh man and the blood on her chest everywhere and wiping it on her dancers and kjshdfhjklasfhjklsa. LIKE, I'M SORRY, IDG HOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T LOVE HER. BUT I KNOW THERE ARE AND THAT'S FINE BUT I LITERALLY CAN'T COMPREHEND BECAUSE I LOVE EVERY SINGLE THING SHE TOUCHES LOL. oh and her talking about how she'll never let us down, I totally believed her because SHE NEVER DOES.
PHOTOS LATER, I'M NOT SURE IF I EVEN GOT ANY GOOD ONES BUT I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM WORK. In any event, I know I got one with an awesome guy in a Telephone outfit. I'm thinking about going down there again tonight with my Nikon to fucking rectify this situation & take photos of freaks on the streets.