WHAT.
UM, OKAY, THE VOICE POST I HAD UP EARLIER WAS SUPER SHITTY AND CUTTING IN AND OUT SO I APOLOGIZE. I JUST GOT HOME. OKAY. OKAY. SO LET ME REPHRASE WHAT I ALREADY SPOKE ABOUT AND THEN ELABORATE A BIT MORE NOW THAT I'VE HAD SEVERAL HOURS TO PROCESS WHILST CUT OFF FROM THE INTERNET.
THIS IS RE: HOUSE/CUDDY, BTW. IN CASE ANYONE WAS CONFUSED.
OKAY. So, I frequently check my Facebook and email between set-ups just because it's so fucking boring. So I do my Facebook, la la, and then I do my email and it was like, holy shit. I turned to Lindsey, who was honestly talking about House at the time, "UM, SPEAKING OF HOUSE, I THINK SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN. I HAVE LIKE 40 EMAILS." So omg I laid in the grass and waited FOREVER for the fucker to load and then we watched it and I died and LOL our make-up guy bent down and was watching it too and then they started fucking and L and I were like lkdjsfhjhak and he was like, "WHAT *IS* THIS?!" LOL DFLHJK. NO BUT OMG. AND I WANTED SO BADLY TO BE IN THE POST ON HOUSE_CUDDY BUT MY PHONE LITERALLY COULD NOT HANDLE IT. I TRIED TO TYPE A COMMENT AND IT QUIT THE INTERNET. SO I HAD TO REOPEN IT ALL. WHICH WAS A PAIN. I FINALLY GOT A COMMENT OUT, BUT JEEZ. AND THEN crazyvictoria AND momentsofgold AND A_CELESTE TEXTED/TWEETED ME CAPS AND I COULDN'T EVEN DEAL. I HAD TO TURN AWAY AND DIE. GOD. GOD.
BECAUSE IT'S SO SWEET AND LOVING, YOU GUYS. I FIGURED IT WOULD BE AS OPPOSED TO AN ALL-OUT KINKFEST (THE FIRST TIME, I MEAN), BUT IT IS UNREAL TO SEE. AND HER LEG, OKAY, AND ALL OF THAT SKIN. IS THIS REAL LIFE. IT LOOKS SO SOFT AND PERFECT. AND THE WAY SHE FALLS BACK INTO THE PILLOW, I AM OBSESSED WITH IT, AND THE WAY HIS FINGERS PINCH IN JUST A LITTLE BIT AS HE SLIDES ON HER LEG. AND LET ME REMIND EVERYONE THAT THERE IS SO MUCH MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM - WE'VE YET TO SEE THE SHOT(S) OF LISA'S BARE BACK THAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT. ALSO THEY ARE TOTALLY NAKED, DID I MENTION THAT.
DID I.
AND SMILING. CUDDY IS SMILING. AND HER LITTLE HAND ON HIS NECK, OKAY.
so help me god if there are credits on this.
NO, SERIOUSLY. I WILL CUT SOMEONE IN THE FACE.
I HAD SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT TODAY'S RL (DYING TO TALK ABOUT IT - A GUY WHO'S DONE MAKEUP FOR KRISTEN CHENOWETH DID MY EYEBROWS TODAY. I DIDN'T EVEN ASK, WE WERE JUST HAVING A CONVERSATION AND HE JUST STARTED RANDOMLY DOING THEM, GELLING AND PLUCKING THEM, IT WAS ONE OF THE COOLEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE) BUT I CAN'T. BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED. DO NOT MISTAKE THIS FOR A COMPLAINT. I'M JUST SAYING. TOMORROW THOUGH, TOMORROW. MAYBE. PROBABLY NOT THOUGH. BECAUSE I WILL PROBABLY STILL NOT BE OVER THIS TOMORROW.
OR EVER.
THIS IS RE: HOUSE/CUDDY, BTW. IN CASE ANYONE WAS CONFUSED.
OKAY. So, I frequently check my Facebook and email between set-ups just because it's so fucking boring. So I do my Facebook, la la, and then I do my email and it was like, holy shit. I turned to Lindsey, who was honestly talking about House at the time, "UM, SPEAKING OF HOUSE, I THINK SOMETHING'S GOING DOWN. I HAVE LIKE 40 EMAILS." So omg I laid in the grass and waited FOREVER for the fucker to load and then we watched it and I died and LOL our make-up guy bent down and was watching it too and then they started fucking and L and I were like lkdjsfhjhak and he was like, "WHAT *IS* THIS?!" LOL DFLHJK. NO BUT OMG. AND I WANTED SO BADLY TO BE IN THE POST ON HOUSE_CUDDY BUT MY PHONE LITERALLY COULD NOT HANDLE IT. I TRIED TO TYPE A COMMENT AND IT QUIT THE INTERNET. SO I HAD TO REOPEN IT ALL. WHICH WAS A PAIN. I FINALLY GOT A COMMENT OUT, BUT JEEZ. AND THEN crazyvictoria AND momentsofgold AND A_CELESTE TEXTED/TWEETED ME CAPS AND I COULDN'T EVEN DEAL. I HAD TO TURN AWAY AND DIE. GOD. GOD.
BECAUSE IT'S SO SWEET AND LOVING, YOU GUYS. I FIGURED IT WOULD BE AS OPPOSED TO AN ALL-OUT KINKFEST (THE FIRST TIME, I MEAN), BUT IT IS UNREAL TO SEE. AND HER LEG, OKAY, AND ALL OF THAT SKIN. IS THIS REAL LIFE. IT LOOKS SO SOFT AND PERFECT. AND THE WAY SHE FALLS BACK INTO THE PILLOW, I AM OBSESSED WITH IT, AND THE WAY HIS FINGERS PINCH IN JUST A LITTLE BIT AS HE SLIDES ON HER LEG. AND LET ME REMIND EVERYONE THAT THERE IS SO MUCH MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM - WE'VE YET TO SEE THE SHOT(S) OF LISA'S BARE BACK THAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT. ALSO THEY ARE TOTALLY NAKED, DID I MENTION THAT.
DID I.
AND SMILING. CUDDY IS SMILING. AND HER LITTLE HAND ON HIS NECK, OKAY.
so help me god if there are credits on this.
NO, SERIOUSLY. I WILL CUT SOMEONE IN THE FACE.
I HAD SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT TODAY'S RL (DYING TO TALK ABOUT IT - A GUY WHO'S DONE MAKEUP FOR KRISTEN CHENOWETH DID MY EYEBROWS TODAY. I DIDN'T EVEN ASK, WE WERE JUST HAVING A CONVERSATION AND HE JUST STARTED RANDOMLY DOING THEM, GELLING AND PLUCKING THEM, IT WAS ONE OF THE COOLEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE) BUT I CAN'T. BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED. DO NOT MISTAKE THIS FOR A COMPLAINT. I'M JUST SAYING. TOMORROW THOUGH, TOMORROW. MAYBE. PROBABLY NOT THOUGH. BECAUSE I WILL PROBABLY STILL NOT BE OVER THIS TOMORROW.
OR EVER.