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Oct 11, 2006 23:57

so we're watching Trevor.

*mulder pulls out condoms* ouchhhhhhh.
Abby: "hey scully, we could use these.."



Dreamland
*morris calls scully 'dana'*
Anna: ooooh, he called her Dana. BIG red flag.

*mulder watches porn as morris*
Anna: what's with him and porn?
Me: well, he never gets any action...and it's all scully's fault.
Anna: come ON scully, take one for the team.

Anna: it's got its head in it!
Abby: in what?!
Anna: in a rock duh!
Abby: you didnt say that!
Anna: yeah i did, i said a head in it, in a rock!
Abby: what kind of lizard has a rock growing out of it?!
Anna: lizards come standard like that these days... DON'T YOU GO TO PET STORES?!

Mulder: I'll prove it you Scully... tonight.
Abby: And then we'll make sweet sweet loveeeee.

*abby kicks anna's baby cactus by accident*
Abby: FUCKKKKKKKKK!!
Me: omg that thing... is going in the fucking trash, Anna.
Anna: *picks up cactus* NOOOO!!! I love 'Elephant'!!!
Abby: You named your cactus 'elephant'?!

Abby: ughhhh, just switch back!!
Me: Then you can have sex again!
Abby: they havent had sex yet!
Me: shut up, yes they have.
Anna: yeah, in your mind.... in your DREAMS.
Me: actually, yeah....
Abby: except you were there instead of Scully.
Me: actually we were all there.
Abby: .... i dont... go for that.

AND LMAO THIS IS THEM:

anna is the one with the dinosaurs and abby is the one on the right, helping her decide stuff. abby and i are eating, anna isnt, so we're sitting there and anna just pulls these out of her purse and starts playing with them.
Me: "why do you have those?"
Anna: (like im some huge dumbass) "INCASE I GET BORED."

*watching x-files*
Me: What are we going to do with our time once you guys have seen all of these?
Abby: WATCH THEM AGAIN.
BIG ♥ TO HER RIGHT THERE.

*watching The Unnatural....skipping pretty much the whole ep*
Me: You know, David Duchovny wrote this one.
Abby: *stunned* shut up!
Me: True story.

then Anna's sister and her two guy friends popped in and were giving me shit because i had JUST itched my back and i guess there were scratch marks on it and so Brenna's boyfriend told me that it looked like a cat was scratching me AND getting fucked at the same time. Then he mocked it and i died laughing. BUT ANYWAYS. the baseball scene is on and im freaking out. And theyre all talking and im like the only one watching. Then one of the boys goes "they can't do that! *points at TV*" and Abby was like "why the hell not, yes they can." and he goes "mulder and scully can't be together!" and at this point, IM thinking, 'am i gonna have to cut a bitch?', but then Abby goes "shut up, it's perfectly natural." and he shut up haha.

real-life friends, tv - x-files

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