LOVE NEVER DIES, LOL, BEST WEDDING EVERRR
My mom and I went to Home Depot, and we ran into this guy she used to work with. So we were talking to him and he mentioned that he's married now AND YOU GUYS, HE HAD THE COOLEST FUCKING WEDDING EVER, I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO JEAL OF A MARRIAGE IN ALL MY LIFE. OKAY, I WANT IT. I WANT IT.
OKAY. They got married on Halloween, IN A FUCKING CEMETERY. His suit was black and red, and the bride wore A RED DRESS. AND OH MY GOD, THEY ARRIVED IN A FUCKING HEARSE. and for their reception, they had candles and coffins and weird-ass cakes everywhere, spiderwebs and GOD, GOD, HOW COOL ARE THEY, I CANNOT EVEN. And!! He proposed to her in Paris, at the top of some... thing (I forgot), IN THE MIDDLE OF A GHOST TOUR, YOU GUYS. They were on a ghost tour. And he proposed to her. I would fucking DIE, you guys. They've been together for 12 years and they just got married. I can't even. See, I would LOVE to get married if it was something fucking awesome like that! And seriously, how could you NOT be happy for the rest of your life with a guy like that, you know? Like, I WOULD LOVE TO PERMANENTLY BE TIED TO SOMEONE THAT COOL, SOMEONE WHO WOULD GO ALONG WITH MY WEIRD OBSESSIONS AND SHIT (the Halloween wedding was totally the bride's idea, fuck yeah, HOW COOL IS SHE, TOO. I WANT A MUTUALLY COOL MARRIAGE).
OKAY. They got married on Halloween, IN A FUCKING CEMETERY. His suit was black and red, and the bride wore A RED DRESS. AND OH MY GOD, THEY ARRIVED IN A FUCKING HEARSE. and for their reception, they had candles and coffins and weird-ass cakes everywhere, spiderwebs and GOD, GOD, HOW COOL ARE THEY, I CANNOT EVEN. And!! He proposed to her in Paris, at the top of some... thing (I forgot), IN THE MIDDLE OF A GHOST TOUR, YOU GUYS. They were on a ghost tour. And he proposed to her. I would fucking DIE, you guys. They've been together for 12 years and they just got married. I can't even. See, I would LOVE to get married if it was something fucking awesome like that! And seriously, how could you NOT be happy for the rest of your life with a guy like that, you know? Like, I WOULD LOVE TO PERMANENTLY BE TIED TO SOMEONE THAT COOL, SOMEONE WHO WOULD GO ALONG WITH MY WEIRD OBSESSIONS AND SHIT (the Halloween wedding was totally the bride's idea, fuck yeah, HOW COOL IS SHE, TOO. I WANT A MUTUALLY COOL MARRIAGE).