DR CUDDY IN MY MOUTHHHHH
YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, I WENT OUT LAST NIGHT (lol and that's getting another entry later because, lol, tons of crap), AND I ORDERED A DRINK WITH DR. VANILLACUDDY IN IT. IS THIS REAL LIFE?! NO, I'M NOT EVEN MAKING IT UP, I SAW IT ON THE DRINK MENU AND FREAKED. IT IS A LEGIT LIQUOR. AND YOU GUYS, THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BEST PART - THE BEST PART? IS THAT IT WAS FUCKING CALLED A PUSH-UP MARTINI. I'M NOT EVEN MAKING THIS UP. Look, okay, I REALIZE they called it a "push-up martini" because it tasted like those ice cream things we had as kids, BUT I AM CHOOSING TO THINK OF PUSH-UP BRAS, OKAY, SPECIFICALLY CUDDY'S PUSH-UP BRA (IT'S CALLED AN UNDERWIRE).
FUCK. YEAH. AND! IT WAS LEGITIMATELY *THE* BEST DRINK, I HAVE EVER HAD. AND THAT'S NOT EVEN MY CUDDY-LOVING BIAS, I SWEAR TO GOD. I AM GOING TO DRINK IT EVERY DAY AS LONG AS I LIVE. I WANT TO BE CONSTANTLY DRUNK ON IT UNTIL I DIE.
FUCK. YEAH. AND! IT WAS LEGITIMATELY *THE* BEST DRINK, I HAVE EVER HAD. AND THAT'S NOT EVEN MY CUDDY-LOVING BIAS, I SWEAR TO GOD. I AM GOING TO DRINK IT EVERY DAY AS LONG AS I LIVE. I WANT TO BE CONSTANTLY DRUNK ON IT UNTIL I DIE.