don't be scared. i've done this before.

[lissie_pissie]

I heard my mom's stupid facebook chat *POP* noise going off in the other room and it was buggin' so I got on to tell her to turn it down:
Me: stfu
Mom: Alejandro
Me: Fernando.
Mom: Roberto
Me: lol
Mom: we are so lame
Me: i know
Mom: SHOW ME YOUR TEETH
Me: teefts
Me: teefs*
Me: bad girl meats
Mom: TAKE A BITE OF THEM
Mom: I AM COMINJG TO TAKE A BITE OF THEM NOW
LOL AND THEN SHE RAN IN MY ROOM AND TICKLED AND LEGIT BIT ME.

And now she's telling me that we're having Alejandro Chicken for dinner. lol.

EDIT: YOU GUYS, FUCKING FUCK:

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GOOSEBUMPS TO THE MAX. ALSO, I WANT TO DATE THE GUY IN THE "HI" SHIRT.

EDIT MOAR: DUE TO MARIEL'S EXPRESSED CONCERN/NEED, THIS POST IS OFFISH A

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SHOW ME YOUR TEETH GIFS.