"OH, THERE'S LILITH. dried up. COBWEBS. oh, look, she left dust on her bar stool!"
MY DAD CALLED MY MOM, THEY WERE TALKING AND THEN HE REALIZED THAT CHEERS WAS ON TV SO WE ALL PUT IT ON AND NOW HE'S ON SPEAKERPHONE AND DOING PERVY COMMENTARY/DIALOGUE VOICEOVERS AND I'M DYING. FUCKING DYING. I LOVE MY FAMILY. REMIND ME OF THIS NEXT TIME I BITCH ABOUT THEM.