"(those creepers) were my fault, I'm sorry." - "no don't be! they had accents, it was worth a try!"
My sister and I went shopping yesterday and I was MAJORLY bummed because I finally found this place that specializes in long/tall pants and seriously, I feel like if people knew what a struggle it was for me to find pants, they'd be a bit more understanding of why I have "attitude problems". BUT YEAH, BUMMED BECAUSE THIS PLACE IS MYSTERIOUSLY JUST NOT AT THE MALL ANYMORE. So IDEK where I'm supposed to get pants now. Because they are never long enough and if they ARE, they don't fit on the waist and it is a huge struggle. BUT. KJHJFAS. I went to Hot Topic to get an Alice in Wonderland shirt that said "Drink Me" on it BUT INSTEAD, FOUND THE FUCKIN' LADY GAGA SHIRT THAT I WANTED TO ORDER ONLINE ANYWAY SO IT WAS PERFECT. IT'S THE BLACK KEYHOLE "BOYS BOYS BOYS" ONE. AND I RHINESTONED IT, OKAY. Oh man, and I got shorts for SUMMARRR. Do you guys even know how hot it was today?! I couldn't even sit outside! So yeah. I shopped and got a bunch of crap that was not even the purpose of my shopping trip. OH and then I needed perfume. So I found some at Victoria's Secret that I liked but OH, GUESS WHAT, it's limited edition, and OH, GUESS WHAT ELSE, they sold the last box that morning and OH GUESS WHAT *ELSE*, since it's limited edition, they're not ordering anymore. FML. But, as luck would have it, there is another Victoria's Secret in this same mall so I got the brilliant idea of checking there. THEY WERE OUT, TOO. I had to go to a different mall to get it. BUT I GOT IT. AND LOTION.
Mette and I went out last night, it was pretty spontaneous but there was some drama because Riane said she couldn't come out with us because "she just painted her nails" and it was literally the lamest excuse we have ever gotten from a friend. It even beats the time that Ali said "her brother *might* have lice so she couldn't come to my birthday dinner." Like, we legit thought that was the worst, but this totally tops it, lol. We didn't get it at all. We decided to go to Uptown because they have fun bars there and lmao, we parked and we were walking and these guys hassled me about how I wasn't allowed to park there and I was like, "You're not going to tell on me, are you?" and they were like, lol no. Then they asked where we were going, so we told them and they were CONVENIENTLY all, "OH! That's where we're going too!" LOL, LIARS. We blew them off but then ran into them on the patio later so they asked us to have a drink with them and turns out one was from Greece and one was from IDR but he spoke fucking Albanian and it was SWEET because I've never met anyone who speaks that language before. I MADE HIM SPEAK IT, SO INTERESTING. But beyond that, they turned out to be really clingy and boring - we reached a breaking point after they followed us to Stella's and were talking to us and straight up SAID, "So, what do you guys want to talk about?" LOL, SERIOUSLY? Seriously. So we totally bailed. We felt like bitches, but. :/ What can ya do. We went back to Drink and had fun because there was DANCING there. And then Bad Romance was on so I was screaming that ~I was a free bitch, baby~, and this guy thought that was so hilarious and awesome and I was like yeah, yeah. TRUE STORY. This pair of guys, Adam and Dan, were kind of hanging out with us and dancing with us and Dan was a totes bad and dull dancer but Adam was good, except he started getting TOO touchy feely and aggressive towards the end. A happy medium would be nice, jfc. No but we had so much fun and seriously I have never seen Mette so happy in my LIFE. It was lovely. We did Lemon Drop shots - THEY ARE LIKE CANDY, I AM SO SERIOUS, TRY ONE SOMETIME. Adam swapped us so now I was dancing with him and he was SO MUCH MORE FUN and he was kind of not THAT hot but we had a total dance ~connection/chemistry~ and it was fucking weird because I was like, drunk but not on alcohol, if that makes sense. IDK. Like, I got lost in it. And then, lmao, he picked me up so I was like, dancing ON him, and Mette was all, "OH, GO FOR IT, LISS" and I was like, "I DIDN'T DO IT, HE DID IT" and she didn't believe me BUT I WAS TELLING NO LIES. OH MAN, AND YOU GUYS, THE BATHROOMS THERE DKLJFH JLSDFHJKLS ADKFH JLSDAHKF LHJKSA. OKAY. Women's bathroom is at the end of this hallway, and when you go down it, you pass the Men's room in the process. Normal, right? EXCEPT OH, THEY HAVE ONE WAY MIRRORS, SO WE CAN SEE THEM STANDING IN THE URINALS BUT THEY CAN'T SEE US. LOLLLL.
EDIT: I *TOTALLY* FORGOT TO WRITE ABOUT THE IDIOCY. We went to leave - Dan was in the bathroom, so we told Adam we were going and he grabbed me and was all, "THIS IS FROM MY FRIEND" and went to dip me backwards in a huge show of things AND HE CRACKED MY FUCKING HEAD ON A CHAIR. He freaked out and felt really bad and grabbed my head and I was like, "SMOOTH. SMOOTH." It sucked and I was pissed but now I am at least amused by it.
Easter was today. I was bored. OH but I tried a crab cake. BIG GIRL. (I'm tired - can you tell by the hyper random tone of this entry that I'm tired?!) And also this Mexican dip stuff that my dad's mom made. Yeah we went to his side first, IT WAS SO FUCKING HOT OUT I COULD HAVE WORN SHORTS (EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE I DIDN'T SHAVE MY LEGS LOL). I also ate a fuck ton of Snickers and my sister, dad and I played on failblog. lol. Then we went to my mom's side and I ate MOAR and I felt like ass. But then my grandma gave me a new purse!! It is black, which is perfect because I've been needing a new black purse, and it is Coach and it is beautiful! And ~Minute to Win It~ was on and I am so going to go on that show, I am serious. Celebrity Apprentice, I was getting SO *IRRITATED* AND SPEECHLESS AT THAT USELESS GOVERNOR/POLITICIAN/FUCKHEAD BUT OMG I DIED BECAUSE IT WAS A HARRY POTTER CHALLENGE. EPIC. ALSO CYNDI LAUPER IS THE FUCKING CUTEST - "~muggles and wizards, MUGGLES AND WIZARDS~". I love her. IS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THIS SHOW.
It was a good weekend. Which is really nice because I've been depressed lately. I HAVE WORK TOMORROW DNW DNW DNW. I didn't get to flist today, I am so sorry and also I have a CRAP TON of tabs open so I will try to get to those soon and I am sorry and I love you!
Mette and I went out last night, it was pretty spontaneous but there was some drama because Riane said she couldn't come out with us because "she just painted her nails" and it was literally the lamest excuse we have ever gotten from a friend. It even beats the time that Ali said "her brother *might* have lice so she couldn't come to my birthday dinner." Like, we legit thought that was the worst, but this totally tops it, lol. We didn't get it at all. We decided to go to Uptown because they have fun bars there and lmao, we parked and we were walking and these guys hassled me about how I wasn't allowed to park there and I was like, "You're not going to tell on me, are you?" and they were like, lol no. Then they asked where we were going, so we told them and they were CONVENIENTLY all, "OH! That's where we're going too!" LOL, LIARS. We blew them off but then ran into them on the patio later so they asked us to have a drink with them and turns out one was from Greece and one was from IDR but he spoke fucking Albanian and it was SWEET because I've never met anyone who speaks that language before. I MADE HIM SPEAK IT, SO INTERESTING. But beyond that, they turned out to be really clingy and boring - we reached a breaking point after they followed us to Stella's and were talking to us and straight up SAID, "So, what do you guys want to talk about?" LOL, SERIOUSLY? Seriously. So we totally bailed. We felt like bitches, but. :/ What can ya do. We went back to Drink and had fun because there was DANCING there. And then Bad Romance was on so I was screaming that ~I was a free bitch, baby~, and this guy thought that was so hilarious and awesome and I was like yeah, yeah. TRUE STORY. This pair of guys, Adam and Dan, were kind of hanging out with us and dancing with us and Dan was a totes bad and dull dancer but Adam was good, except he started getting TOO touchy feely and aggressive towards the end. A happy medium would be nice, jfc. No but we had so much fun and seriously I have never seen Mette so happy in my LIFE. It was lovely. We did Lemon Drop shots - THEY ARE LIKE CANDY, I AM SO SERIOUS, TRY ONE SOMETIME. Adam swapped us so now I was dancing with him and he was SO MUCH MORE FUN and he was kind of not THAT hot but we had a total dance ~connection/chemistry~ and it was fucking weird because I was like, drunk but not on alcohol, if that makes sense. IDK. Like, I got lost in it. And then, lmao, he picked me up so I was like, dancing ON him, and Mette was all, "OH, GO FOR IT, LISS" and I was like, "I DIDN'T DO IT, HE DID IT" and she didn't believe me BUT I WAS TELLING NO LIES. OH MAN, AND YOU GUYS, THE BATHROOMS THERE DKLJFH JLSDFHJKLS ADKFH JLSDAHKF LHJKSA. OKAY. Women's bathroom is at the end of this hallway, and when you go down it, you pass the Men's room in the process. Normal, right? EXCEPT OH, THEY HAVE ONE WAY MIRRORS, SO WE CAN SEE THEM STANDING IN THE URINALS BUT THEY CAN'T SEE US. LOLLLL.
EDIT: I *TOTALLY* FORGOT TO WRITE ABOUT THE IDIOCY. We went to leave - Dan was in the bathroom, so we told Adam we were going and he grabbed me and was all, "THIS IS FROM MY FRIEND" and went to dip me backwards in a huge show of things AND HE CRACKED MY FUCKING HEAD ON A CHAIR. He freaked out and felt really bad and grabbed my head and I was like, "SMOOTH. SMOOTH." It sucked and I was pissed but now I am at least amused by it.
Easter was today. I was bored. OH but I tried a crab cake. BIG GIRL. (I'm tired - can you tell by the hyper random tone of this entry that I'm tired?!) And also this Mexican dip stuff that my dad's mom made. Yeah we went to his side first, IT WAS SO FUCKING HOT OUT I COULD HAVE WORN SHORTS (EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE I DIDN'T SHAVE MY LEGS LOL). I also ate a fuck ton of Snickers and my sister, dad and I played on failblog. lol. Then we went to my mom's side and I ate MOAR and I felt like ass. But then my grandma gave me a new purse!! It is black, which is perfect because I've been needing a new black purse, and it is Coach and it is beautiful! And ~Minute to Win It~ was on and I am so going to go on that show, I am serious. Celebrity Apprentice, I was getting SO *IRRITATED* AND SPEECHLESS AT THAT USELESS GOVERNOR/POLITICIAN/FUCKHEAD BUT OMG I DIED BECAUSE IT WAS A HARRY POTTER CHALLENGE. EPIC. ALSO CYNDI LAUPER IS THE FUCKING CUTEST - "~muggles and wizards, MUGGLES AND WIZARDS~". I love her. IS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THIS SHOW.
It was a good weekend. Which is really nice because I've been depressed lately. I HAVE WORK TOMORROW DNW DNW DNW. I didn't get to flist today, I am so sorry and also I have a CRAP TON of tabs open so I will try to get to those soon and I am sorry and I love you!