"girls don't like porn, they aren't visual creatures. I'VE READ BOOKS."
so much more to say later but this bit needs its own post:
Matt: Do you have loopy y's?
Me: sometimes. some of my letters aren't very consistent
Matt: AHAHAHAHAHA fantastic
Matt: loopy y's mean you have sexual issues
Matt: So every day I'm going to need a y's sample from you to assess your sexual frustration for the day and act accordingly.
... um. I'm sure you can guess how I feel about this. If you can't, here, I'll help: WANT.
Also, after discussing how much we hate bad grammar and how it's just as bad as bad sex, he asked me something that I need to turn into a poll:
Poll sex & grammar
(also, I know this is a huge change in subject and tone, but whoever sent me the anon v-gift for Valentine's Day: day = made. It was the sweetest damn thing, and what you wrote. ♥ Thank you, so much, whoever you are.)
Matt: Do you have loopy y's?
Me: sometimes. some of my letters aren't very consistent
Matt: AHAHAHAHAHA fantastic
Matt: loopy y's mean you have sexual issues
Matt: So every day I'm going to need a y's sample from you to assess your sexual frustration for the day and act accordingly.
... um. I'm sure you can guess how I feel about this. If you can't, here, I'll help: WANT.
Also, after discussing how much we hate bad grammar and how it's just as bad as bad sex, he asked me something that I need to turn into a poll:
Poll sex & grammar
(also, I know this is a huge change in subject and tone, but whoever sent me the anon v-gift for Valentine's Day: day = made. It was the sweetest damn thing, and what you wrote. ♥ Thank you, so much, whoever you are.)