"everything in my life is $50!! this robe, a dick..."
Mette and I went to Best Buy because she wants a camera and wanted to make sure she got a good one. We had a blast as usual, taking stupid pictures of ourselves on the display cameras for people to find later. WE GOT SO OBSESSED WITH THE CAMERAS THAT HAD SMILE DETECTORS, WE TESTED THEM MERCILESSLY. I was going to leave a message on one of the video cameras, "So you want to buy this camera, do you? DON'T. It ate me and I will haunt you for life." We took a losery picture of the both of us, testing that camera that has a screen on the front. "What if someone we know comes here wanting a camera, they'll see us and be like wtf". Not even two minutes later, we saw Mr. O, our high school spanish teacher and the husband of one of my favorite teachers of all time, Mrs. O obviously, but she was not there. Their son was, though! He is so cute and tiny, he waved and everything. It was kind of awkward. Mr. O and I never really got along, I mean it was good enough but I know deep down we don't care. We just put up with it because we all know that Mrs. O and I were fairly close. lol, awkward. We didn't talk too much. But it was nice to see him, he's the one who took me to Costa Rica and I will always owe him for that. We went to leave and came across a Sharper Image massage pillow, which of course we had to feel all up. "What does this feel like to you," she says. I touched it and said, "Like balls, kind of." She changes the setting and says, "Or a dick getting hard." LOL. "Yeah! Totally!" And then we sat there with our hands on it for like 10 minutes as we talked about how fun it'd be to sit on. BB is having a sale on Sunday night or some shit, and we were talking about it in the parking lot and she was like, "Maybe I can get that massager out of my parents, too - *jumps up and down* DADDY, BUY ME A DICK!"
We went to the mall, and we got all excited to see that Victoria's Secret has a new push up bra. We flailed like hell and found our sizes and tried them on and were so disappointed. WTF. They like, push OUT and not UP. So sad. BUT THEY HAVE DANCE SHIRTS NOW!!! I'm looking on their website and can't find any of them, but they had a gorgeous gray one that just looked kind of like brush strokes, but was actually made up of ballerinas, it was beautiful, I almost bought it. I may go back for it. We shopped around a little, not buying anything at all, but we went to leave and I briefly glanced in the Barnes & Noble window before I screamed. "WHAT?!" she says, as I RUN like fuck. Adam's Details magazine was propped up on an end cap. SO WE TOTALLY PERVED OVER IT. IT'S SO HOT IRL, YOU GUYS, I BET PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME. I DIDN'T NOTICE BECAUSE MY NOSE WAS BURIED IN HIS HOT FACE AND CHIPPED NAIL POLISH.
We went to ~Erberts & Gerberts~ for dinner (do you guys have those?) and when we were driving home, she plugged her iPod into my cigarette lighter and was playing me songs she liked. "Guess what else I have on here?" What. "We go in... take out the dead muscle..." OH MY GOD!! WHAT-- "--yeah, it's your video!" You guys. ♥ I know it's like, my friend and it's just an iPod, but it was one of those defining moments, you know? Hearing it through my car speakers because of somebody else. And I never gave it to her or anything, she had to have saved it off of youtube and put it on her iPod and stuff and I never even knew that she still remembered it. I told her I had a new one, "SHUT UP, WHAT?!?! WHAT IS IT?!", she got so genuinely excited, it was amazing and I love her. She talked about how much she missed Stacy while I recited every piece of dialogue along with the song, and oh god, cute, she told me that Deanna keeps talking about us, and asked Met if we still watched House. How cute that she even knows we watch it!
We went to her house, cracked a bottle of wine and watched Up. I. LOVED. IT. YOU GUYS. So fucking gorgeous and funny and adorable and oh my GOD Kevin is my favorite thing to ever live seriously. The random screaming, I was in tears. Also, the Cone of Shame, jesus christ. There's some drama though because Ali doesn't want to do the alumni dance at the end of December and she won't really give us a real reason, she's just instantly all, "I think I'm gonna pass" and "no thanks" about it and it's kind of like, oh my god what would have to be bad enough where you'd pass THIS up. Are you joking. This is real-life magic, who doesn't want that. I told Mette I'd deal with it, and I texted her and she said she doesn't want to do it because she'll be embarrassed if she's gotten worse. Hello, none of us dance regularly anymore, it is OKAY, we're not going to make it super hard, we're not stupid and we don't want to be embarrassed either. But it's not about the dance, it's about us. It's just really frustrating because I want her there and don't understand how she couldn't want to be?
I want oatmeal.
EDIT: I got Ali. ♥
We went to the mall, and we got all excited to see that Victoria's Secret has a new push up bra. We flailed like hell and found our sizes and tried them on and were so disappointed. WTF. They like, push OUT and not UP. So sad. BUT THEY HAVE DANCE SHIRTS NOW!!! I'm looking on their website and can't find any of them, but they had a gorgeous gray one that just looked kind of like brush strokes, but was actually made up of ballerinas, it was beautiful, I almost bought it. I may go back for it. We shopped around a little, not buying anything at all, but we went to leave and I briefly glanced in the Barnes & Noble window before I screamed. "WHAT?!" she says, as I RUN like fuck. Adam's Details magazine was propped up on an end cap. SO WE TOTALLY PERVED OVER IT. IT'S SO HOT IRL, YOU GUYS, I BET PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME. I DIDN'T NOTICE BECAUSE MY NOSE WAS BURIED IN HIS HOT FACE AND CHIPPED NAIL POLISH.
We went to ~Erberts & Gerberts~ for dinner (do you guys have those?) and when we were driving home, she plugged her iPod into my cigarette lighter and was playing me songs she liked. "Guess what else I have on here?" What. "We go in... take out the dead muscle..." OH MY GOD!! WHAT-- "--yeah, it's your video!" You guys. ♥ I know it's like, my friend and it's just an iPod, but it was one of those defining moments, you know? Hearing it through my car speakers because of somebody else. And I never gave it to her or anything, she had to have saved it off of youtube and put it on her iPod and stuff and I never even knew that she still remembered it. I told her I had a new one, "SHUT UP, WHAT?!?! WHAT IS IT?!", she got so genuinely excited, it was amazing and I love her. She talked about how much she missed Stacy while I recited every piece of dialogue along with the song, and oh god, cute, she told me that Deanna keeps talking about us, and asked Met if we still watched House. How cute that she even knows we watch it!
We went to her house, cracked a bottle of wine and watched Up. I. LOVED. IT. YOU GUYS. So fucking gorgeous and funny and adorable and oh my GOD Kevin is my favorite thing to ever live seriously. The random screaming, I was in tears. Also, the Cone of Shame, jesus christ. There's some drama though because Ali doesn't want to do the alumni dance at the end of December and she won't really give us a real reason, she's just instantly all, "I think I'm gonna pass" and "no thanks" about it and it's kind of like, oh my god what would have to be bad enough where you'd pass THIS up. Are you joking. This is real-life magic, who doesn't want that. I told Mette I'd deal with it, and I texted her and she said she doesn't want to do it because she'll be embarrassed if she's gotten worse. Hello, none of us dance regularly anymore, it is OKAY, we're not going to make it super hard, we're not stupid and we don't want to be embarrassed either. But it's not about the dance, it's about us. It's just really frustrating because I want her there and don't understand how she couldn't want to be?
I want oatmeal.
EDIT: I got Ali. ♥